19th June 2012, 23:54
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Delhi - Kochi
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread   Cheers! Vinu |
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20th June 2012, 15:33
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dubai/Mumbai
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| Re: The Official Joke thread LOLZ, Simply hilarious - |
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20th June 2012, 17:42
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on FB  |
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20th June 2012, 19:13
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A woman filed a case against a hospital stating that after treatment, her husband had lost interest in her. DOCTORS response: We just corrected his EYESIGHT!!!  |
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21st June 2012, 14:43
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread This is where India stands a chance in winning matches!  |
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21st June 2012, 16:22
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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21st June 2012, 18:15
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself. |
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21st June 2012, 18:17
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21st June 2012, 18:46
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| Two engineering students meet on campus one day.The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?""Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'""Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway." |
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21st June 2012, 18:52
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21st June 2012, 19:20
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
funniest short line in a long time. I am going to share it. | |
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22nd June 2012, 08:10
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Now being out of Pakistan cricket team, he has all the time for himself. | |
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22nd June 2012, 08:29
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| Re: The Official Joke thread When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!!  |
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22nd June 2012, 10:41
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Probably they meant number of teachers X numbers students X number of coaching hours in years. :-D | |
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22nd June 2012, 11:02
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
I remember once in DU one consultant decided this may be a good figure to throw around. He stopped counting after 10k, seemd like a futile exercise...... | |
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