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Old 19th June 2012, 23:54   #7216
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LOLZ, Simply hilarious -
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Old 20th June 2012, 19:13   #7219
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A woman filed a case against a hospital stating that after treatment, her husband had lost interest in her.

DOCTORS response: We just corrected his EYESIGHT!!!
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This is where India stands a chance in winning matches!

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This is where India stands a chance in winning matches!
I still doubt the chances. You forgot the second half of the match
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Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.
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Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.
Ha ha ha. Blighted lot of Prima Donna's eh? What ever happened to good ol' sport in its true sense?
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Two engineering students meet on campus one day.The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?""Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'""Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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Two engineering students meet on campus one day.
Come on !! don't insult engineers like that
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Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.
funniest short line in a long time. I am going to share it.
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Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.
Good one Dude.
Now being out of Pakistan cricket team, he has all the time for himself.
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When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!!


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When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!!

Probably they meant number of teachers X numbers students X number of coaching hours in years. :-D
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Probably they meant number of teachers X numbers students X number of coaching hours in years. :-D
Its the cumulative of the total years of experience of all the teachers.
I remember once in DU one consultant decided this may be a good figure to throw around.
He stopped counting after 10k, seemd like a futile exercise......
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