The Official Joke thread

myavu · 19th June 2012, 23:54

Cheers!

Vinu

raj_5004 · 20th June 2012, 15:33

LOLZ, Simply hilarious -

alstonlobo · 20th June 2012, 17:42

Found this on FB

si1ver0ne · 20th June 2012, 19:13

A woman filed a case against a hospital stating that after treatment, her husband had lost interest in her.

DOCTORS response: We just corrected his EYESIGHT!!!

dhanushs · 21st June 2012, 14:43

This is where India stands a chance in winning matches!

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Jaguar · 21st June 2012, 16:22

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Originally Posted by dhanushs

This is where India stands a chance in winning matches!

I still doubt the chances. You forgot the second half of the match

Durango Dude · 21st June 2012, 18:15

Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

shankar.balan · 21st June 2012, 18:17

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Originally Posted by Durango Dude

Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

Ha ha ha. Blighted lot of Prima Donna's eh? What ever happened to good ol' sport in its true sense?

cpbopanna · 21st June 2012, 18:46

Two engineering students meet on campus one day.The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?""Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'""Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Latheesh · 21st June 2012, 18:52

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Originally Posted by cpbopanna

Two engineering students meet on campus one day.

Come on !! don't insult engineers like that

vivekiny2k · 21st June 2012, 19:20

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Originally Posted by Durango Dude

Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

funniest short line in a long time. I am going to share it.

ghodlur · 22nd June 2012, 08:10

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Originally Posted by Durango Dude

Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

Good one Dude.
Now being out of Pakistan cricket team, he has all the time for himself.

dar3dev|l · 22nd June 2012, 08:29

When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!!

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SupratikDebnath · 22nd June 2012, 10:41

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Originally Posted by dar3dev|l

When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!!

Probably they meant number of teachers X numbers students X number of coaching hours in years. :-D

mayankk · 22nd June 2012, 11:02

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Originally Posted by SupratikDebnath

Probably they meant number of teachers X numbers students X number of coaching hours in years. :-D

Its the cumulative of the total years of experience of all the teachers.
I remember once in DU one consultant decided this may be a good figure to throw around.
He stopped counting after 10k, seemd like a futile exercise......

19th June 2012, 23:54	#7216
myavu Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Delhi - Kochi Posts: 1,617 Thanked: 2,131 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Cheers! Vinu

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raj_5004 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dubai/Mumbai Posts: 5,238 Thanked: 3,168 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread LOLZ, Simply hilarious - Attached Thumbnails

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alstonlobo BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Mangalore Posts: 511 Thanked: 129 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on FB Attached Thumbnails

20th June 2012, 19:13	#7219
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 54 Thanked: 29 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A woman filed a case against a hospital stating that after treatment, her husband had lost interest in her. DOCTORS response: We just corrected his EYESIGHT!!!

21st June 2012, 14:43	#7220
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,435 Thanked: 11,480 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is where India stands a chance in winning matches!

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Durango Dude Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 1,967 Thanked: 5,210 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Ok, it's resolved. Leander plays with Bopanna. Bopanna plays with Mahesh, Mahesh plays with Sania. And Shoaib Malik plays with himself.

21st June 2012, 18:46	#7224
cpbopanna BHPian Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 599 Thanked: 979 Times	Two engineering students meet on campus one day.The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?""Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'""Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 292 Thanked: 100 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread When egypt was busy building pyramids these guys were teaching ppl how to pass HSC !!!