The Official Joke thread

PPS · 30th July 2012, 21:32

The reason behind the massive power grid failure in North India?
Rajnikanth was charging his mobile!

CARDEEP · 31st July 2012, 12:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by PPS

The reason behind the massive power grid failure in North India?
Rajnikanth was charging his mobile!

No... it was because of Sharad Power (Powar) withdrawing support.

... Rajni is respected up North, but, doesn't sell as musch as in South

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CARDEEP · 31st July 2012, 15:04

^^^ Seems its Rajani, no doubt, with a phone battery that needs immediate replacement.

Live: Half of India powerless; Northern, Eastern grids collapse - India News - IBNLive

He charged the phone yesterday, but, due to poor battery life he has to do it again, & we (up-north) are suffering.

PPS · 31st July 2012, 21:34

Once Rajnikanth sent a non-veg joke to an innocent girl!

Today, that girl is known as 'Sunny Leone'.

IronH4WK · 1st August 2012, 11:23

found it on Facebook

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Archish · 2nd August 2012, 12:06

I am sure everyone would know Madhura Honey - the official Olympic Intruder. But it seems, its not the first time she did her trick... she has a history of intruding....

msdivy · 2nd August 2012, 12:15

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Originally Posted by Archish

I am sure everyone would know Madhura Honey

Who doesn't

. The concern is nobody can identify rest of the folks she was marching with.

agbenny · 2nd August 2012, 17:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Apparently, this is very well known, and also developed into a book.

This was improved by the famous Tamil writer.

" The last man on earth sat alone in a room with a sigh. The room was locked from outside by someone. "

selfdrive · 2nd August 2012, 17:58

How to know that a particular conference call is being conducted to give additional work?
Words used are usually 'team', 'us', 'we'

Though to be fair, in some cases, this is kindly rolled out to Rewards presentations also.

Quote:

Originally Posted by agbenny

This was improved by the famous Tamil writer.

" The last man on earth sat alone in a room with a sigh. The room was locked from outside by someone. "

aah, could be done by a monkey

Edit: a female one. just in case someone wants to challenge that!

Blue Thunder · 2nd August 2012, 20:36

In a bid to ramp up sales, Nissan India have decided to launch a stripped-down, bare-basic version of the Nissan Sunny diesel . They have apparently decided to name this variant as the Sunny - Leone edition.

bluevolt · 4th August 2012, 21:51

Rohit Sharma went to a Maruti Suzuki Showroom and inquired about the mileage of Suzuki Kizashi with sarcastic intentions

Rohit Sharma: Kitna Deti Hai.
Car Salesman: Tere Se Zyada

999 · 5th August 2012, 21:58

The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea
what in the hell she was talking about ? the fridge works fine. !!!

BlackPearl · 6th August 2012, 01:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTO

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Instead of One-wheel drive, Sporty rear-wheel drive sounds better

LOKSIN · 6th August 2012, 10:08

First known picture of Micheal Phelps

bluevolt · 6th August 2012, 21:19

Epic

30th July 2012, 21:32	#7306
PPS Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: mumbai Posts: 2,510 Thanked: 3,945 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The reason behind the massive power grid failure in North India? Rajnikanth was charging his mobile!

31st July 2012, 15:04	#7308
CARDEEP Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NCR Posts: 3,337 Thanked: 2,721 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^^ Seems its Rajani, no doubt, with a phone battery that needs immediate replacement. Live: Half of India powerless; Northern, Eastern grids collapse - India News - IBNLive He charged the phone yesterday, but, due to poor battery life he has to do it again, & we (up-north) are suffering.

31st July 2012, 21:34	#7309
PPS Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: mumbai Posts: 2,510 Thanked: 3,945 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Once Rajnikanth sent a non-veg joke to an innocent girl! Today, that girl is known as 'Sunny Leone'.

1st August 2012, 11:23	#7310
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,152 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread found it on Facebook

2nd August 2012, 12:06	#7311
Archish BHPian Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 320 Thanked: 108 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I am sure everyone would know Madhura Honey - the official Olympic Intruder. But it seems, its not the first time she did her trick... she has a history of intruding.... Attached Thumbnails

2nd August 2012, 20:36	#7315
Blue Thunder Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Right here . Posts: 1,662 Thanked: 398 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread In a bid to ramp up sales, Nissan India have decided to launch a stripped-down, bare-basic version of the Nissan Sunny diesel . They have apparently decided to name this variant as the Sunny - Leone edition. Last edited by Blue Thunder : 2nd August 2012 at 20:50.

4th August 2012, 21:51	#7316
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Rohit Sharma went to a Maruti Suzuki Showroom and inquired about the mileage of Suzuki Kizashi with sarcastic intentions Rohit Sharma: Kitna Deti Hai. Car Salesman: Tere Se Zyada

5th August 2012, 21:58	#7317
999 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 232 Thanked: 95 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's!" I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about ? the fridge works fine. !!! Last edited by 999 : 5th August 2012 at 22:00.

6th August 2012, 10:08	#7319
LOKSIN Newbie Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: PUNE Posts: 18 Thanked: 4 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread First known picture of Micheal Phelps Attached Thumbnails

6th August 2012, 21:19	#7320
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Epic