[PPS]

The reason behind the massive power grid failure in North India?
Rajnikanth was charging his mobile!

[CARDEEP]

Originally Posted by PPS

The reason behind the massive power grid failure in North India?
Rajnikanth was charging his mobile!

No... it was because of Sharad Power (Powar) withdrawing support.


... Rajni is respected up North, but, doesn't sell as musch as in South .

[CARDEEP]

^^^ Seems its Rajani, no doubt, with a phone battery that needs immediate replacement.

Live: Half of India powerless; Northern, Eastern grids collapse - India News - IBNLive

He charged the phone yesterday, but, due to poor battery life he has to do it again, & we (up-north) are suffering.

[PPS]

Once Rajnikanth sent a non-veg joke to an innocent girl!

Today, that girl is known as 'Sunny Leone'.

[IronH4WK]

found it on Facebook

[Archish]

I am sure everyone would know Madhura Honey - the official Olympic Intruder. But it seems, its not the first time she did her trick... she has a history of intruding....

[msdivy]

Originally Posted by Archish

I am sure everyone would know Madhura Honey

Who doesn't . The concern is nobody can identify rest of the folks she was marching with.

[agbenny]

Originally Posted by mayankk

Apparently, this is very well known, and also developed into a book.

This was improved by the famous Tamil writer.

" The last man on earth sat alone in a room with a sigh. The room was locked from outside by someone. "

[selfdrive]

How to know that a particular conference call is being conducted to give additional work?
Words used are usually 'team', 'us', 'we'
Though to be fair, in some cases, this is kindly rolled out to Rewards presentations also.

Originally Posted by agbenny

This was improved by the famous Tamil writer.

" The last man on earth sat alone in a room with a sigh. The room was locked from outside by someone. "

aah, could be done by a monkey
Edit: a female one. just in case someone wants to challenge that!

[Blue Thunder]

In a bid to ramp up sales, Nissan India have decided to launch a stripped-down, bare-basic version of the Nissan Sunny diesel . They have apparently decided to name this variant as the Sunny - Leone edition.

[bluevolt]

Rohit Sharma went to a Maruti Suzuki Showroom and inquired about the mileage of Suzuki Kizashi with sarcastic intentions

Rohit Sharma: Kitna Deti Hai.
Car Salesman: Tere Se Zyada

[999]

The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea
what in the hell she was talking about ? the fridge works fine. !!!

[BlackPearl]

Originally Posted by GTO

NEW 8-SEATER MPV!!

Made in Taiwan.
Fresh air ventilation system.
One-wheel drive.
Economical 250 cc motor.
A bit tricky when cornering.
Easy entry and exit!

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Source : Email Forward

Instead of One-wheel drive, Sporty rear-wheel drive sounds better

[LOKSIN]

First known picture of Micheal Phelps

[bluevolt]

Epic