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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() | ![]() What did A.K. Hangal say when he last visited a Hyundai dealer's stockyard and saw the unsold inventory? Itna Sonata Kyun Hain Bhai? |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Vancouver
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| ![]() Got it as a fwd mail: We always face situations where boss says to complete the work in no time, take extra resources if you want. Maybe this reply can help in those situations: It was a meeting at the office conference hall. People from various departments had been called. The VP was looking tense. The mood looked bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other.Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers, all experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP. The VP turned to the Lead and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man." To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!" |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Pune
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() Love it! In fact love C&H in general. Have most of the collection in book format. Examples like this one always make me wonder if Watterson had kids in mind as part of the target audience. That cracked me up at work. Good one smartcat! |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dubai (Thane)
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| ![]() How i believe Tata nano was developed!!! ![]() ![]() Mod Note: Please keep your posts- and your jokes- clean. Thanks! Last edited by noopster : 12th September 2012 at 09:54. Reason: Refer mod note in post |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Spoiler alert for the next dark knight flick. This is a huge batman spoiler!! |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur
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| ![]() iPhone is growing in length, and it could be like this in 5 years (a friend shared this on facebook) ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Pune
Posts: 2,941
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BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() Whenever an iphone is launched, affection towards ones relative in US increases... |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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