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Old 4th July 2012, 18:01   #7261
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^^ nice one, specially the second one

found this on Facebook. picture says it all!
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^^ nice one, specially the second one

found this on Facebook. picture says it all!
Ain't that an actual, marketed, product?
In Italy, or Spain someplace.

Seatbelts dont save lives.
T shirts do!
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Isn't it strange that on the same forum, "OTR" expands in two manners, both literally antonyms, but actually have absolutely nothing to do with each other?

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^ something on similar lines found on Facebook (again)

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Loved it. Made me laugh a lot (LALU's mannerisms I guess).
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True story - I was at the gym in my office. I saw the maintenance fellow oiling up some squeky machines. His supervisor comes along, taps me on the shoulder, points at the treadmill and asks - "Saarr, do you racing? Everything Ok?"

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^ something on similar lines found on Facebook (again)

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Awesome!! The rare VLSI joke! Just shared it with almost everybody I know who would appreciate it!
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Old 6th July 2012, 10:41   #7268
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Or it can be the Trainee, Team Member and Boss at your office:

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Anyone for this fresh mud face pack?

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Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now :@
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Gathered courage to watch Ra.One today after 8 months of it's release!
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I failed the mandatory Health and Safety course at office.

One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

"REALLY big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

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Heard this over the Radio yesterday
Man: Guruji, Aaj ki mehangai me ya to petrol se jaadi ki tanki bhar sakti hain ya phir parivaar ka pet. koi upaay sujhaiye!
Guruji: Vats, taxi is petrol bharo aur saath saath parviar ka pet bhi.
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Man: Guruji, In these times, we can either fill the tanks of our vehicles with petrol or feed our family. Any suggestions?
Guruji: Turn your vehicle into a cab. Fill it with petrol and with the earnings feed your family
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Found this on my friend's page - loved it!
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Beat this!!!

Man challaned for driving car without helmet



Man challaned for driving car without helmet - The Times of India
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