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Fillmore · 29th June 2012, 09:37

Rajnikanth - New series

- Rajnikant was shot today, Tomorrow is the bullets funeral.
- Rajanikant can draw a straight line with a compass.
- Rajanikant knows who let the dogs out.
- Rajani's pulse is measured in Richter Scale.
- The new rupee symbol is Rajanikant's Signature.
- Rajanikant has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
- Rajanikant is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajanikant boy.
- Rajanikant participated in 100 mts race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz light came second.
- Rajnikant killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.
- When Rajani was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
- Intel's new ad: Rajanikant Inside

adroit_91 · 29th June 2012, 10:18

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Originally Posted by Fillmore

- Rajnikant killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.

WFi! WiFi! (Read as waah waah)

speed kills · 29th June 2012, 12:12

"Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem."

-Faking News

akj53 · 30th June 2012, 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by speed kills

"Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem."

-Faking News

Or it shows that Man Mohan Singh as PM does not have any control over his ministers

akj53 · 30th June 2012, 20:36

Not a joke but a Fact of Life (from FB)

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If we dont do anything, In few years, even the bare bones bird will be butchered by our netas.

mayankk · 30th June 2012, 22:42

Apparently, this is very well known, and also developed into a book.

swarnava.m · 30th June 2012, 23:30

Don't know if this has been posted here before. Read this on FB.

"The fall in Rupee is actually a revenge by "Dollar" and "Euro". We made underwear brands out of them.."

abhijeetsng · 2nd July 2012, 16:19

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...

A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Samurai · 2nd July 2012, 23:52

Bill Maher is predicting future news...

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dockap · 4th July 2012, 00:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by abhijeetsng

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Are you sure, now a days they can have a wife and also a child

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esteem_lover · 4th July 2012, 00:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by swarnava.m

Don't know if this has been posted here before. Read this on FB.

"The fall in Rupee is actually a revenge by "Dollar" and "Euro". We made underwear brands out of them.."

Did not know these brands, I would have bought hordes of them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dockap

Are you sure, now a days they can have a wife and also a child.

ramzsys · 4th July 2012, 03:30

They say this.

Normal monsoon likely this year, no El Nino threat - The Times of India

And then this.

'El Nino' haunts monsoon hopes - The Times of India

They also say this.

How India's monsoon forecast is off the mark almost every year

Now, who is the joker? IMD or News media?

Fordmanchau · 4th July 2012, 11:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by speed kills

"Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem."

-Faking News

Well, I was reading a article yesterday on how it is a norm among the ruling political parties to throw out their NPA's (non-performing assets) as governor of states which would practically end their political life.
The same happened with Pranab da. The joke above seems to be true, and I hope Congress too realises the same, that Pranab da was the issue with economy .But being Pranab da, he could only be decorated as President of India.

I wish him all the best

bluevolt · 4th July 2012, 16:40

Height of Photoshop

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SupratikDebnath · 4th July 2012, 17:58

This is an intelligent one. With sarcasm at its core!

Translated to English:

A relative of Gandhiji was booked for murder. The relative went up to Gandhiji and said that he is not guilty. And that, Gandhiji should do something to save him.

So Gandhiji himself fought the case and won it for the relative.

Elated with the result, this relative asked Gandhiji, now you are here to save the innocents, but who is going to do that after your demise?

Gandhiji replied, "currency notes, which carry my photo."

29th June 2012, 09:37	#7246
Fillmore BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 511 Thanked: 597 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Rajnikanth - New series - Rajnikant was shot today, Tomorrow is the bullets funeral. - Rajanikant can draw a straight line with a compass. - Rajanikant knows who let the dogs out. - Rajani's pulse is measured in Richter Scale. - The new rupee symbol is Rajanikant's Signature. - Rajanikant has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house. - Rajanikant is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajanikant boy. - Rajanikant participated in 100 mts race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz light came second. - Rajnikant killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'. - When Rajani was a student, teachers used to bunk classes. - Intel's new ad: Rajanikant Inside

29th June 2012, 12:12	#7248
speed kills BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Cochin Posts: 711 Thanked: 2,289 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread "Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem." -Faking News

30th June 2012, 20:36	#7250
akj53 BHPian Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NOIDA, Manchester & Cardiff Posts: 585 Thanked: 92 Times	Not a joke but a Fact of Life (from FB) If we dont do anything, In few years, even the bare bones bird will be butchered by our netas. Last edited by akj53 : 30th June 2012 at 20:39.

30th June 2012, 22:42	#7251
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,234 Thanked: 8,616 Times View My Garage	Apparently, this is very well known, and also developed into a book. Attached Thumbnails

30th June 2012, 23:30	#7252
swarnava.m BHPian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Mumbai/Margao Posts: 634 Thanked: 284 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Don't know if this has been posted here before. Read this on FB. "The fall in Rupee is actually a revenge by "Dollar" and "Euro". We made underwear brands out of them.."

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abhijeetsng BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Faridabad Posts: 341 Thanked: 156 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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4th July 2012, 03:30	#7257
ramzsys Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NH209 Posts: 1,785 Thanked: 1,467 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread They say this. Normal monsoon likely this year, no El Nino threat - The Times of India And then this. 'El Nino' haunts monsoon hopes - The Times of India They also say this. How India's monsoon forecast is off the mark almost every year Now, who is the joker? IMD or News media?

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bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Height of Photoshop ________________________ Last edited by bluevolt : 4th July 2012 at 16:50.

4th July 2012, 17:58	#7260
SupratikDebnath BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Kolkata Posts: 98 Thanked: 50 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is an intelligent one. With sarcasm at its core! Translated to English: A relative of Gandhiji was booked for murder. The relative went up to Gandhiji and said that he is not guilty. And that, Gandhiji should do something to save him. So Gandhiji himself fought the case and won it for the relative. Elated with the result, this relative asked Gandhiji, now you are here to save the innocents, but who is going to do that after your demise? Gandhiji replied, "currency notes, which carry my photo." Attached Thumbnails Last edited by SupratikDebnath : 4th July 2012 at 17:59.