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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() Dad asked his daughter : What do you want to be when you grow up? Daughter : I want to be a mother, I want to study, I want to get married. Dad : Do what pleases you my little angel, but just ensure to take care of the sequence of events! ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR
Posts: 783
Thanked: 534 Times
| ![]() There are 3 kinds of students: 1.Some make wonders happen. 2.Some see wonders happen. 3.Others wonder what happened. ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Yamaha launches a new superbike... the FG1 for INR 10.5L. Also thanks to TOI, the ninja 250 costs around INR 7.5L. oops its the Ninza. ![]() Read more here. Made my day. Was laughing my guts off and nearly choked on breakfast reading this article this morning. ![]() Last edited by n_aditya : 25th November 2011 at 10:28. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune
Posts: 1,423
Thanked: 289 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() A real management lesson !!! ![]() Source: FB profile of Jayadev. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() To Jayalalitha "Damlu cracku..crackilu leaku..state fullaa wateru... Empty house..water comu..house fullaa gone-u... Oh..my godu..we gonna die-u..Tamil Nadu happy now-u?? Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di... " ![]() Source: Fb again, Suraj Menon's profile. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Marketing Concepts Examples for MBA Students A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me - That’s – Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising. 3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? - “That’s Brand Recognition“ 4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you - “That’s Customer Feedback“ 5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband - “That’s Demand & Supply Gap“ 6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives - That’s Restriction from Entering New Market. ________ Nurse: How old are you? Patient: None of your business. Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records. Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that? Nurse: Yes. Fifty. Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get? Nurse: Zero. Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age. ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
Posts: 4,893
Thanked: 6,654 Times
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Cerebral , and prank of the year!! |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() RIP the Yamaha RX Something! You are getting fossilised: ![]() (found on facebook) |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 8,576
Thanked: 9,793 Times
| ![]() Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is in great pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking. ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
Posts: 583
Thanked: 516 Times
| ![]() At a party someone yelled : "All married guys please hug the person who has made your life worth living." ![]() The Bartender almost got killed! ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 195
Thanked: 137 Times
| ![]() What best describes a digestive system? One that starts with a right hand and ends with a left hand! ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() The growing concern and its effects! ![]() Translation: To study Mullaperiyaar dam, Govt announced a 3 member committee.. |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Gurgaon
Posts: 5,294
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| ![]() Saw this somewhere in north Goa last week. ![]() ![]() |
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