[deepakchiniwal]

got this as email forwards.

[jeeva]

^^ That's the yesteryear tamil hero Ramaraj dealing with the villans.
He is usually seen flaunting his red/pink/yellow silky apparels and matching lip gloss running around the trees with a pee-pee in his mouth .

[greencity]

Hi this is the best scenario one will come across in MNC's.

[sammyboy]

Got this spam mail today , check out the vacancies


__________________________________________________ ______

Golden Sea Foods Co.Ltd Canada
Tel : +1 315 359 5861
OUR REF: GSF/JB/VOL/0864/10

Dear Sir/ Madam,

Golden Sea Foods Co.Ltd Canada And Its Joint Ventures a reputable Company based in the Canada and other part of the world after recommendation from labor consultant, we seek to write to your response on a Job opportunity.

The company needed about 400 workers to sum up the already registered one,whom their visas has been issued, because many workers will be leaving the company,at the end of this year cause of the expiration of their contract with the company.

The Company have the following vacancy:

a) Fish Packing (b) Fish Cutting (c) Company Security ( d) Office Cleaner ( e) Laborers ( f) Lobsters ( g) Drivers(h) Cook ( i) Construction/Engineering works (j) Administrative/Medical jobs for degree holders in Health and Management Courses, (k) Computer Administration.

[condor]

Otomobil : Now i am running before you guys start beating me blue and black.

@Ottomobil, pls search before you post .. more than half of your post has been posted earlier.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/365740-post1716.html

[msdivy]

Yet another medico-astrologer, this time an export !

[McLaren Rulez]

Originally Posted by condor

@Ottomobil, pls search before you post .. more than half of your post has been posted earlier.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/365740-post1716.html

Seeing is we've over 4000 posts in this thread, repetitions are inevitable.

[condor]

McLaren Rulez, if we had not been following that guideline, this thread would have been much larger with multiple repeatitions. It is possible to search and keep this thread lean & clean .. Old jokes are no fun. Try reading any joke 3-4 times and you will know.

[SS-Traveller]

I opened the fridge to get a bottle of water right now, and the fridge light was busted; groped around in the dark and pulled out a bottle with a long neck, tried to undo the cap and I got bitten.

It was a giraffe I'd pulled out of the fridge instead of a bottle of water...

So you were the nasty fella who was responsible! I'll send you the doctor's bill!

Originally Posted by Otomobil

4) How do you keep Giraffe into fridge ?
Ans: No, it's not what you think.. Open the door, Remove the Elephant and Keep Giraffe.

...Girafee as it's still stuck in the fridge.

...and the bill for the fridge light too - the elephant apparently busted it.

[RajaTaurus]

^^ On this Giraffe thing, here is an old blog that I wrote on another website.!

The giraffe that ate a refrigerator...
The other day, I was talking to a 3rd year engineering student.
By now, the entire student community knew about the famous "Giraffe In The Refrigerator" quiz.
I was asking him the question. "How can you put a Giraffe in a refrigerator.?”
He promptly said, ’Simple. Open the fridge, put the giraffe in and close the fridge”
I said, “Correct”
At that moment, the next-door kid was passing by, listening to us.
He interrupted us “Uncle, how can you put a giraffe in a fridge? I have seen the giraffe in Zoo and it is too big. How it can go into a fridge?”
We both laughed, “No boy, this is management thing. You won’t understand.”
I turned to the aspiring student and continued "Ok, how can you put an elephant in the fridge?”
He said, “Take the Giraffe out, put the elephant in.”
Now, the boy looked really furious. “ Uncle, if you have a fridge big enough to put a giraffe, why can’t you put an elephant also in it? I haven’t seen any fridge that can take only one thing inside…” At this moment the boy left us.
I sat back and started thinking. Whatever the boy said seemed to make plain logic sense.
If you don’t know something or if you don’t have sufficient information, then you go by logical reasoning, based on your available knowledge and experience.
That’s what the boy did. And I guess we fail to do.
Some management ‘expert’ devised the question and answer and the entire world now believes that is correct.

Now, Here is another aptitude test for management aspirants,
Q: How would a giraffe eat a refrigerator?
A: The giraffe would bite the refrigerator by teeth, lift and swallow.
Q:Correct. How could an elephant eat a refrigerator?
A: It cannot, because the giraffe ate it already…!
Q: Correct again. You pass…. You are qualified to join IIM…!!!

[Eddy]

Technicall no. For this to be correct, the second question should have been

Q:Correct. How could an elephant eat the refrigerator?

[RajaTaurus]

^^ Agreed. But, technically can an Elephant eat a refrigerator in first place?
Technically the actual answer should be "I strongly suggest you should see a good psychiatrist immediately". hahahha

[absynthguzzler]

Here's something i found ages ago and its been one of the best

End of the World. Flash Animation

[aa_asif]

Womans Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead

[MX6]

On a lighter vein, I'd like to upload some photos which I received as email forward.
The subject of the mail was women drivers.
**Disclaimer**
Just sharing this for laughs. Hope this thread doesn't get locked or me flamed after this!