^^ That's the yesteryear tamil hero Ramaraj dealing with the villans.
He is usually seen flaunting his red/pink/yellow silky apparels and matching lip gloss running around the trees with a pee-pee in his mouth .
Golden Sea Foods Co.Ltd Canada
Tel : +1 315 359 5861
OUR REF: GSF/JB/VOL/0864/10
Dear Sir/ Madam,
Golden Sea Foods Co.Ltd Canada And Its Joint Ventures a reputable Company based in the Canada and other part of the world after recommendation from labor consultant, we seek to write to your response on a Job opportunity.
The company needed about 400 workers to sum up the already registered one,whom their visas has been issued, because many workers will be leaving the company,at the end of this year cause of the expiration of their contract with the company.
The Company have the following vacancy:
a) Fish Packing (b) Fish Cutting (c) Company Security ( d) Office Cleaner ( e) Laborers ( f) Lobsters ( g) Drivers(h) Cook ( i) Construction/Engineering works (j) Administrative/Medical jobs for degree holders in Health and Management Courses, (k) Computer Administration.
Last edited by sammyboy : 29th July 2010 at 18:39.
McLaren Rulez, if we had not been following that guideline, this thread would have been much larger with multiple repeatitions. It is possible to search and keep this thread lean & clean .. Old jokes are no fun. Try reading any joke 3-4 times and you will know.
^^ On this Giraffe thing, here is an old blog that I wrote on another website.!
The giraffe that ate a refrigerator...
The other day, I was talking to a 3rd year engineering student.
By now, the entire student community knew about the famous "Giraffe In The Refrigerator" quiz.
I was asking him the question. "How can you put a Giraffe in a refrigerator.?”
He promptly said, ’Simple. Open the fridge, put the giraffe in and close the fridge”
I said, “Correct”
At that moment, the next-door kid was passing by, listening to us.
He interrupted us “Uncle, how can you put a giraffe in a fridge? I have seen the giraffe in Zoo and it is too big. How it can go into a fridge?”
We both laughed, “No boy, this is management thing. You won’t understand.”
I turned to the aspiring student and continued "Ok, how can you put an elephant in the fridge?”
He said, “Take the Giraffe out, put the elephant in.”
Now, the boy looked really furious. “ Uncle, if you have a fridge big enough to put a giraffe, why can’t you put an elephant also in it? I haven’t seen any fridge that can take only one thing inside…” At this moment the boy left us.
I sat back and started thinking. Whatever the boy said seemed to make plain logic sense.
If you don’t know something or if you don’t have sufficient information, then you go by logical reasoning, based on your available knowledge and experience.
That’s what the boy did. And I guess we fail to do.
Some management ‘expert’ devised the question and answer and the entire world now believes that is correct.
Now, Here is another aptitude test for management aspirants,
Q: How would a giraffe eat a refrigerator?
A: The giraffe would bite the refrigerator by teeth, lift and swallow.
Q:Correct. How could an elephant eat a refrigerator?
A: It cannot, because the giraffe ate it already…!
Q: Correct again. You pass…. You are qualified to join IIM…!!!
Last edited by RajaTaurus : 30th July 2010 at 09:31.
On a lighter vein, I'd like to upload some photos which I received as email forward.
The subject of the mail was women drivers.
Just sharing this for laughs. Hope this thread doesn't get locked or me flamed after this!
Last edited by Jaggu : 30th July 2010 at 15:12.
Reason: Please keep the jokes here, out there it will be perceived as gender bias. Thanks