13th November 2011, 00:09
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen of a specified quantity. One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements.  In simple English: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.  |
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13th November 2011, 08:10
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
P.S: You've been condored! This joke has been posted already in this topic, please do a search before posting a joke!  Last edited by prateekm : 13th November 2011 at 08:12. | |
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13th November 2011, 10:19
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread Split AC: True in every sense!!..  |
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13th November 2011, 15:29
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Deepika went to Yuvraj- his form dropped went to Ranbir- his movies flopped... went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped |
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13th November 2011, 15:52
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| Distinguished - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Height of irresponsibility: not sure if this ought to be in the accidents thread.. but..  Last edited by dhanushs : 13th November 2011 at 15:54. |
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13th November 2011, 16:03
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Paired up with Rajinikant and his Kidneys collapsed..... | |
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13th November 2011, 17:58
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Last edited by SX4LOVER : 13th November 2011 at 17:59. Reason: Spell error | |
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13th November 2011, 19:57
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a doddering 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." |
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13th November 2011, 21:35
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Why do a girl's parents have to pay dowry at the time of marriage ???? ...... An accounts student answered : Because Excise duty is applicable on the product at the time of dispatch. |
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13th November 2011, 22:17
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Maths & girls are equally complex! |
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14th November 2011, 10:56
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| Re: The Official Joke thread For all those beautiful girls who want to get thinner this weekend. Please go to the paint department of your local hardware store! |
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14th November 2011, 12:20
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14th November 2011, 18:47
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Committed suicide due to petrol price hike Got this in mail. |
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14th November 2011, 19:01
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Gentlemen, get ready for Kerala F1 GP   |
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14th November 2011, 20:30
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| Re: The Official Joke thread There are two reasons why one should not drink water from a toilet-bowl. - No. 1 & - No. 2 |
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