The Official Joke thread

Scarlet_Rider · 13th November 2011, 00:09

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen of a specified quantity. One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements.

In simple English:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

prateekm · 13th November 2011, 08:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen of a specified quantity. One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements.

In simple English:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

Looks like somebody is studying too much for the GRE exams

P.S: You've been condored! This joke has been posted already in this topic, please do a search before posting a joke!

dhanushs · 13th November 2011, 10:19

Split AC: True in every sense!!..

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karanraheja · 13th November 2011, 15:29

Deepika went to Yuvraj- his form dropped
went to Ranbir- his movies flopped...
went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped

dhanushs · 13th November 2011, 15:52

Height of irresponsibility: not sure if this ought to be in the accidents thread.. but..

Comedy Accident !! - YouTube

oss · 13th November 2011, 16:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by karanraheja

Deepika went to Yuvraj- his form dropped
went to Ranbir- his movies flopped...
went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped

Add this one too....

Paired up with Rajinikant and his Kidneys collapsed.....

SX4LOVER · 13th November 2011, 17:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

Height of irresponsibility: not sure if this ought to be in the accidents thread.. but..

Comedy Accident !! - YouTube

And to top it up, the two truck signboard says "Kallatra's ACE!!!! This guy needs serious lessons not in driving but in common sense.

anjan_c2007 · 13th November 2011, 19:57

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ...

"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting
here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be
disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our

drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and
most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that
causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a doddering 70-year-old man in the front row raised his
hand, and softly said,

"Wedding Cake."

bilalsyed · 13th November 2011, 21:35

Why do a girl's parents have to pay dowry at the time of marriage ????
......
An accounts student answered : Because Excise duty is applicable on the product at the time of dispatch.

varun.ppl · 13th November 2011, 22:17

Maths & girls are equally complex!

Scarlet_Rider · 14th November 2011, 10:56

For all those beautiful girls who want to get thinner this weekend. Please go to the paint department of your local hardware store!

Latheesh · 14th November 2011, 12:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by SX4LOVER

And to top it up, the two truck signboard says "Kallatra's ACE!!!! This guy needs serious lessons not in driving but in common sense.

May be it stands for ACE Limited (Action Construction Equipment - Crane manufacturer).

Unknownsatan · 14th November 2011, 18:47

Committed suicide due to petrol price hike

Got this in mail.

Scorcher · 14th November 2011, 19:01

Gentlemen, get ready for Kerala F1 GP

suhaas307 · 14th November 2011, 20:30

There are two reasons why one should not drink water from a toilet-bowl.

- No. 1 &

- No. 2

13th November 2011, 00:09	#5671
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 863 Thanked: 1,843 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen of a specified quantity. One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements. In simple English: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

13th November 2011, 10:19	#5673
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,438 Thanked: 11,488 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Split AC: True in every sense!!..

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karanraheja Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Coimbatore Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Deepika went to Yuvraj- his form dropped went to Ranbir- his movies flopped... went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped

13th November 2011, 19:57	#5678
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,708 Thanked: 22,855 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a doddering 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

13th November 2011, 21:35	#5679
bilalsyed BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Lucknow Posts: 63 Thanked: 19 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Why do a girl's parents have to pay dowry at the time of marriage ???? ...... An accounts student answered : Because Excise duty is applicable on the product at the time of dispatch.

13th November 2011, 22:17	#5680
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14th November 2011, 10:56	#5681
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 863 Thanked: 1,843 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread For all those beautiful girls who want to get thinner this weekend. Please go to the paint department of your local hardware store!

14th November 2011, 18:47	#5683
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Committed suicide due to petrol price hike Got this in mail. Attached Thumbnails

14th November 2011, 19:01	#5684
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14th November 2011, 20:30	#5685
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,158 Thanked: 14,541 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread There are two reasons why one should not drink water from a toilet-bowl. - No. 1 & - No. 2