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Old 5th November 2011, 15:21   #5626
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kudos to the photographer.

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Old 5th November 2011, 15:31   #5627
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@dhanush - that is a repeat.
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Bieber fever is lethal!
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Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts?

Father: No son. There are are no ghosts.

Son: But our maid told me that there are ghosts.

Father: Son, pack up your things! We have no maid in our house!!
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Q: What do you call a Mexican man who has lost his car?
A: Carlos.

Q: What do you call a Chinese man who has a video camera?
A: Phil Ming.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humphrey.
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Go to Google(.com or .co.in) and type "Do a barrel roll" in the search bar and watch the magic
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My Version of the His/Her Diary joke.
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What is the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Height Of Confidence :

Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane
After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students.
All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One
People Asked Him The Reason He Said, If Its Made By My Students, IT WONT EVEN START !!
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Who needs bluetooth headset?
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Well... something is better than nothing
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Who said buses cant be driven like bikes???
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got this from Facebook

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^^This is a good one, I remember someone posting on FB about how google search suggests "How to get pregnant" on just typing "how to".
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the same with different subtitles for fantasy football funny nevertheless
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All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One
Expect One OR Except one
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Got this in a mail, and saw a couple o' ones from the same , posted on the previous page.
here's a few more.
Ingenuity at its best, in a few!!
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