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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() A horrible PJ: What does Ra.One eat everyday in Lunch..?? . . . . . . . . . . . . J.One....!! :-D |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() The Rajni Effect!! ![]() ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17|KL65|KL41
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Brilliant answer:- Teacher : There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes cost Rs 6/kg... Then what is my age.? Student : 32 years. Teacher : Howwww..????.!!! Student : Well.. My sister is 16 and she is half mad. Last edited by bluevolt : 22nd October 2011 at 11:35. |
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| ![]() Wife: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Husband: "Excellent idea!" Wife:"You stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV!!!" ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Boy asked his new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in. She said: Cheque books. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. What is Nurse? A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal. Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat. Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! Q: What's the difference between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so. Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly. |
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| ![]() It's so funny when people blow their nose and look into the hanky... I mean... What do they expect? Diamonds?!!! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: EU - Nordic
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Brilliant answer:- Teacher : There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes cost Rs 6/kg... Then how many mangoes are there on Banana tree??? Student : 14 Teacher ![]() Student : Well.. because there is Uttappa in my Tiffinbox. | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Jack : I love Playing video games with my younger brother. Friend: Why only your brother? Jack: I always beat him............................... when I lose. ![]() |
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