The Official Joke thread

tushky · 20th October 2011, 21:44

found this on facebook.Funny

Jayabusa · 20th October 2011, 21:53

A horrible PJ:
What does Ra.One eat everyday in Lunch..??
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J.One....!!
:-D

dhanushs · 21st October 2011, 01:38

The Rajni Effect!!

Klub Class · 21st October 2011, 01:42

This is classic!

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Jayabusa · 21st October 2011, 21:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

The Rajni Effect!!

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Amitabh Bachchan is a human being, whereas Rajinikanth is 'Gaaad'!

bluevolt · 22nd October 2011, 11:24

Brilliant answer:-

Teacher :
There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes cost Rs 6/kg...
Then what is my age.?

Student : 32 years.

Teacher : Howwww..????.!!!

Student : Well.. My sister is 16 and she is half mad.

Jayabusa · 22nd October 2011, 17:34

Wife: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent idea!"
Wife:"You stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV!!!"

karanraheja · 22nd October 2011, 18:24

Cheapest Touch Phone

anjan_c2007 · 22nd October 2011, 19:27

Boy asked his new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said: Cheque books.

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

What is Nurse?
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the difference between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Scorcher · 22nd October 2011, 19:30

Find the difference

mayankk · 22nd October 2011, 19:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Find the difference

I posted that, quite a while ago!!!!
condor is overworked!

Jayabusa · 22nd October 2011, 21:32

It's so funny when people blow their nose and look into the hanky...

I mean...

What do they expect?

Diamonds?!!!

StarrySky · 22nd October 2011, 21:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by karanraheja

Cheapest Touch Phone

Reminds me of the time when I still had a Nokia N-Gage when most of my friends had migrated to iPhone and the like. I used to tell them that I too have a touch phone - just that they touch the screens and I touch the buttons

tushky · 22nd October 2011, 22:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

Brilliant answer:-

Teacher :
There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes cost Rs 6/kg...
Then what is my age.?

Student : 32 years.

Teacher : Howwww..????.!!!

Student : Well.. My sister is 16 and she is half mad.

Another version of this

Brilliant answer:-

Teacher :
There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes cost Rs 6/kg...
Then how many mangoes are there on Banana tree???

Student : 14

Teacher

erfect.... Howwww..????.!!!

Student : Well.. because there is Uttappa in my Tiffinbox.

bluevolt · 22nd October 2011, 23:00

Jack : I love Playing video games with my younger brother.
Friend: Why only your brother?
Jack: I always beat him............................... when I lose.

20th October 2011, 21:44	#5491
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20th October 2011, 21:53	#5492
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A horrible PJ: What does Ra.One eat everyday in Lunch..?? . . . . . . . . . . . . J.One....!! :-D

21st October 2011, 01:38	#5493
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,175 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The Rajni Effect!!

21st October 2011, 01:42	#5494
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,867 Thanked: 1,935 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is classic!

22nd October 2011, 11:24	#5496
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Brilliant answer:- Teacher : There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes cost Rs 6/kg... Then what is my age.? Student : 32 years. Teacher : Howwww..????.!!! Student : Well.. My sister is 16 and she is half mad. Last edited by bluevolt : 22nd October 2011 at 11:35.

22nd October 2011, 17:34	#5497
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Wife: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Husband: "Excellent idea!" Wife:"You stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV!!!"

22nd October 2011, 18:24	#5498
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22nd October 2011, 19:27	#5499
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,323 Thanked: 20,611 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Boy asked his new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in. She said: Cheque books. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. What is Nurse? A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal. Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat. Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! Q: What's the difference between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so. Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

22nd October 2011, 19:30	#5500
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Find the difference Attached Thumbnails

22nd October 2011, 21:32	#5502
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread It's so funny when people blow their nose and look into the hanky... I mean... What do they expect? Diamonds?!!!

22nd October 2011, 23:00	#5505
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Jack : I love Playing video games with my younger brother. Friend: Why only your brother? Jack: I always beat him............................... when I lose.