The Official Joke thread

A M · 23rd October 2011, 04:08

When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.

karanraheja · 23rd October 2011, 11:50

What do you call a pretty girl who can talk well?

A figure of speech.

Unknownsatan · 23rd October 2011, 12:24

New age Kamasutra. Got this in mail couple of days back

Jayabusa · 23rd October 2011, 14:42

History always tells a story...
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That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the INTERNET!!!

Scorcher · 23rd October 2011, 16:27

I can't help but imagine the whole scene!

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 23rd October 2011, 17:48

@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train.

Jayabusa · 23rd October 2011, 20:07

Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!

Hahaha

Scorcher · 23rd October 2011, 22:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train.

Why would he expect loud music in a tube train?

Warwithwheels · 23rd October 2011, 23:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!

Hahaha

Pardon my ignorance. But i quite din't get it :( Was it meant to be a joke?

MARCUS_520i · 24th October 2011, 02:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by A M

When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.

Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!

IronH4WK · 24th October 2011, 09:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARCUS_520i

Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!

Marcus, it was supposed to be funny - not based on facts. i think it achieved its goal (i had a good laugh)

ch.nathan · 24th October 2011, 09:09

^^ Oh come on Marcus. This is a joke thread. Don't get too technical and analytical here.

mayankk · 24th October 2011, 10:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARCUS_520i

Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!

1. Guess who "left" the phone there to be "discovered" by GB.
2.Rajni's call on a non-caller id enabled phone causes his calls to be engraved on the bakelite.

3.nullified by QED on above 2!!

Take that, chuck norris(who?)!!

dhanushs · 24th October 2011, 12:07

Innovative Women!!

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_raVan_ · 24th October 2011, 13:42

My personal quote on FB couple of days back...

"Me and my wifey were playing angry birds today... I was the pig and she was the angry bird!!!

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A M BHPian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Panchkula Posts: 536 Thanked: 580 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.

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Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread History always tells a story... . . . . That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the INTERNET!!!

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23rd October 2011, 20:07	#5512
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Admit it!!!! . . . . . At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out! Hahaha

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ch.nathan BHPian Join Date: May 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 516 Thanked: 70 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ Oh come on Marcus. This is a joke thread. Don't get too technical and analytical here.

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_raVan_ Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 1,072 Thanked: 659 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread My personal quote on FB couple of days back... "Me and my wifey were playing angry birds today... I was the pig and she was the angry bird!!! "

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