18th September 2013, 09:37
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread Pic source: FB  |
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18th September 2013, 13:58
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread This one is hilarious.... cudnt stop laughing.... UP Bhaiya went to make a passport. Officer- Whats your Name?... Bhaiya - pankaj tiwari Officer - Provide us your PAN Details. Bhaiya -120/300, Banarasi, halka Chuna, double Kattha, navratan kivam , Kachi pakki Supari, long - ilaychi aur tanik hari patti ..  |
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19th September 2013, 13:21
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| BHPian  Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: HYDERABAD
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Spot on for guys like me! (may be many of us!  )Source : Original - B.C ; Took from Times of India, Hyderabad edition, Hyderabad Times pull out : Dt.19-09-2013  |
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20th September 2013, 22:07
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life.. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it! Source: unknown@facebook |
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21st September 2013, 11:10
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| Re: The Official Joke thread How Android users see the new iOS7 update  Courtesy: 9GAG.COM |
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21st September 2013, 20:21
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread "Important" BMW for Sale |
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21st September 2013, 20:39
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| The Beetles!  Courtesy: 9GAG.COM |
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22nd September 2013, 06:23
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| Distinguished - BHPian  Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over!
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| Re: The Official Joke thread The Santro is so bare-bone that Hyundai decided to list seating capacity as a feature! |
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22nd September 2013, 08:04
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
If you compare it with the original Beatles poster you see that - The road is different - The trees are different - The White beatle parked on the kerb is still there - The compound wall adjacent to the white beatle is the same - The dark colored van on the right is the same - Rest of the cars on the road are different. Ref : http://johnrieber.files.wordpress.co...-1600-1200.jpg Last edited by Fillmore : 22nd September 2013 at 08:05. | |
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24th September 2013, 15:32
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25th September 2013, 10:32
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| Re: The Official Joke thread See who saves the world when Rajini is away shooting movies...  |
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25th September 2013, 16:28
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Some Puneri Zap. Couldn't translate the last one to suit the joke. 1. A guy was waiting for the signal to turn Green. He started whatspp and didn't realize the signal had turned green. A old lady waiting to cross the road in her authentic puneri tone said "Punyatale signal hyahun hirawe hot nahit, nigha ata" (The signals don't turn any greener here in Pune. Get lost) 2. A Bhaajiwala was sprinking water on vegetables for a long time... Finally a waiting puneri aaji says.. "Bhendi shuddhivar ali asel tar 1 kilo dya" (Give me 1 kg when the okra's come out of coma) 3. A biker was going very fast on Karve Road. At the next signal, old man says "Karve.. aramat chalva".. Biker says "Mi Karve nahi".. Old man replies "Ohh sorry mala vaatla rasta tumchya bapacha ahe" |
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25th September 2013, 16:48
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| Distinguished - BHPian  Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Zurich
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| Re: The Official Joke thread One more, received on whatsapp A new born baby has got the gift to talk. She asks the nurse: Whats for breakfast? Nurse: Poha and Upma: Baby: damn, I am born in Pune again Quote:
Oh sorry, I thought your last name would be Karve. You are driving as if the road belongs to your father. | |
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26th September 2013, 15:34
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Who said car names don't have meaning? FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothings Drivable And Inexpensive.... VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away. BMW: Big Money Waste. And the best.. MARUTI: Made According to Roads & Users, Typically Indian . |
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27th September 2013, 11:27
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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