[sanjuice]

Originally Posted by searchingheaven

Saw this one on scoopertino.com. More than a joke, it is a perfect exapmple of what Apple actually does.

I am damn sure that the upgrade version of 'iDrink' will have built-in telescopic straw within the cap and will cost only $499 !!

[click]

Originally Posted by searchingheaven

Saw this one on scoopertino.com. More than a joke, it is a perfect exapmple of what Apple actually does.

Oh god! I have been waiting for this. Is it available in India? I hope it is, can't wait to get one.

Good one, I must say whoever made it, did a great job on the graphics. But I do disagree with you on the apple comment. But let's keep this thread a joke one and we can start apple vs others thread.

Peace. A good one again. I would buy the glass too.

[mayankk]

Originally Posted by click

Peace. A good one again. I would buy the glass too.

You could buy the glass from dx too, for 1.99, but when the os updates, you'll find the the bottle refusing to pour, saying "drinking not supported with this device ".

[cpbopanna]

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction - old jungle saying! LOL

[abhijeetsng]

Girl : "Honey, tomorrow is my Birthday"
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Boy :" Darling Happy Birthday in Advance,
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Girl :" What will you gift me?
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Boy :" What do you want?
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Girl :" Give me a RING...
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Boy :" Sure, I'll give you a Ring..!! but, please don't pick my call, I don't have much Balance..!



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Got this image on Whatsapp.

[rahulk2510]

Please park your vehicles at proper places or else....

[SDP]

Originally Posted by rahulk2510

Please park your vehicles at proper places or else....

Reminded me of "Andaaz Apna Apna"
"Crime master Gogo! Aaya hoon to kuchh to leke hee jaoonga!"

[Guite]

Not bad! Could have been better if the chain is a bit tighter, it would then be a thoroughly misbalanced wheel.

Source: someone's post in Facebook.

[IronH4WK]

picture courtesy 9GAG.COM

[sinharishi]

Received this on Watsapp:

Its a week of Acquisitions in the Market.

Microsoft bought Nokia,
Verizon bought Vodafone's stake,
I bought 1 kg Onions.

[abhijeetsng]

HR Manager in Heaven!!!

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said God. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules."

And with that God put the HR executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a goo d time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.

Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found God waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So God escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and said:
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee".

[LOL_FWD]

If you folks remember seeing the skyline vs veyron clip on youtube.

[IronH4WK]

Drive like NFS and this is what happens



Picture courtesy 9GAG.com

[Soumyajit9]

Here is a spoof of the pathetic irritating Honey-Bunny song from Idea.
The spoof team have nailed Idea. Loved it !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DeZGATXTY4

Do check out the YouTube channel of The Viral Fever. They have some amazing videos !! I am laughing since morning.

[carzone]

I hope he knows the idiling rule related to turbo charged vehicles!