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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Valentine's Day Is World Safest Day... . . . . . . Even Terrorists Are Busy With Their Girlfriends...!! : ![]() ________________________________________ Sexy Secretary came Angrily out of Boss' cabin. Colleague:What happened? Secy:He asked-Are you free tonight? I said yes and the ******* gave me 50 Pages to Type! ______________________________________________ Dear Genelia D'souza, I'm Sorry But I Have Deleted All your Wallpapers & Videos... Wish U A Very Happy Married Life... Last edited by bluevolt : 5th February 2012 at 23:01. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Delhi
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() The villian and the Man of the year ![]() |
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BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() Excellent war going on between The Hindu and The Times of India. See it here Scaling New Heights: Times of India vs The Hindu - Ad War Continues.... |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Whats Common Between Harry Potter & Shiney Ahuja?? . . . . . . . . Both get excited when they see people with Brooms... __________________________________________________ ________ A small truth to make our Life 100% successful If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% L+O+V+E= 12+15+22+5= 54% L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47% None of them makes 100% Then what makes 100% ??? Is it Money? NO !!! Leadership? NO !!! Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE". It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.. A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% :O :O :O Amazing mathematics! __________________________________________________ _ "In 1992" Boy: I am in love with you! Girl - I am in a Relationship! Boy: Okay (Commits Suicide) O_o "In 2002" Boy: I am in love with you! Girl - I am in a Relationship! Boy: Okay I Will Find Another One..! :P "In 2012" Boy: I am in love with you! Girl - I am in a Relationship! Boy: Okay I Will Wait For Your "Break Up"! ![]() Last edited by bluevolt : 6th February 2012 at 16:30. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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| ![]() My Boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. So I attached my Payslip on the first slide. Hope this works! Cheers! Irish ![]() Last edited by Irish : 6th February 2012 at 16:52. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Vicks Inhaler - Khole band naak ![]() |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Mumbai
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A few years back, I have once mentioned during one of my presentations that "I take home a 6 digit salary!". After a pause and some looks of envy, I added "unfortunately, there is a decimal point involved ![]() | |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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![]() If this was the case then it would have been a SHOCK for the audience and not a Joke. And I was supposed to start with a Joke. Cheers! Irish ![]() | |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Jensen button. Just cant resist a party! wait up, guys....ooh, wall! (brazil, 03) |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Got this from FB...Very true !!! |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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