5th February 2012, 22:59
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Valentine's Day Is World Safest Day... . . . . . . Even Terrorists Are Busy With Their Girlfriends...!! :  ________________________________________ Sexy Secretary came Angrily out of Boss' cabin. Colleague:What happened? Secy:He asked-Are you free tonight? I said yes and the ******* gave me 50 Pages to Type! ______________________________________________ Dear Genelia D'souza, I'm Sorry But I Have Deleted All your Wallpapers & Videos... Wish U A Very Happy Married Life... Last edited by bluevolt : 5th February 2012 at 23:01. |
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6th February 2012, 00:05
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Combining manual transmission joke in America with Indian version-  |
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6th February 2012, 00:21
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread The villian and the Man of the year  |
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6th February 2012, 11:39
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6th February 2012, 12:29
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6th February 2012, 16:21
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| Senior - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Whats Common Between Harry Potter & Shiney Ahuja?? . . . . . . . . Both get excited when they see people with Brooms... __________________________________________________ ________ A small truth to make our Life 100% successful If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% L+O+V+E= 12+15+22+5= 54% L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47% None of them makes 100% Then what makes 100% ??? Is it Money? NO !!! Leadership? NO !!! Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE". It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.. A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% :O :O :O Amazing mathematics! __________________________________________________ _ "In 1992" Boy: I am in love with you! Girl - I am in a Relationship! Boy: Okay (Commits Suicide) O_o "In 2002" Boy: I am in love with you! Girl - I am in a Relationship! Boy: Okay I Will Find Another One..! :P "In 2012" Boy: I am in love with you! Girl - I am in a Relationship! Boy: Okay I Will Wait For Your "Break Up"! Last edited by bluevolt : 6th February 2012 at 16:30. |
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6th February 2012, 16:46
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Boy: I am in love with you! I can't live without you.. Girl : I have a boy friend Boy: How about your friend, is she available? NB: It was real conversation happened sometime in 1999 | |
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6th February 2012, 16:48
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| Re: The Official Joke thread My Boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. So I attached my Payslip on the first slide. Hope this works! Cheers! Irish  Last edited by Irish : 6th February 2012 at 16:52. |
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6th February 2012, 16:51
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6th February 2012, 16:58
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| Senior - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Vicks Inhaler - Khole band naak  |
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6th February 2012, 17:05
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
A few years back, I have once mentioned during one of my presentations that "I take home a 6 digit salary!". After a pause and some looks of envy, I added "unfortunately, there is a decimal point involved " | |
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6th February 2012, 17:34
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6th February 2012, 20:38
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6th February 2012, 21:43
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6th February 2012, 21:56
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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