The Official Joke thread

Anand123 · 17th February 2012, 15:50

True Love Story - Read carefully!
(@MODS: Please delete this if it doesn't belong here)

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar.

Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her hand on phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to vodafone, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (Just imagine their love). Before She passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my mobile phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant, everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbors, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone..

He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom..

Shankar: "Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."

Her mother replied. "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important."

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "Dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.

They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.

Shankar was shaking..

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this.."

He showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed.

Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...
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Vodafone has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, our network follows!

Don't shout on me I am also looking for the person who sent me this post.

karty_83 · 17th February 2012, 20:58

Studying Abroad. How it really is !!

bluevolt · 17th February 2012, 21:55

Amazing Answers..!!

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DevilsCry · 17th February 2012, 23:57

If any of you play NFS Most Wanted, you can install this mod (NFSCars » Need For Speed: Most Wanted » Fantasy Bajaj RE (Rickshaw/Tuk) by SLZ Roadstar) to play in a Bajaj RE Auto and defeat Bugatti Veyron in a race

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IronH4WK · 18th February 2012, 07:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilsCry

If any of you play NFS Most Wanted, you can install this mod (NFSCars » Need For Speed: Most Wanted » Fantasy Bajaj RE (Rickshaw/Tuk) by SLZ Roadstar) to play in a Bajaj RE Auto and defeat Bugatti Veyron in a race

There is no Bugatti Veyron in NFS-MW. Is it part of this mod?

carwatcher · 18th February 2012, 09:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

1Gb 20 Years Ago And 1Gb Now...
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He could've shown the Micro SD card for more impact.

DevilsCry · 18th February 2012, 11:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

There is no Bugatti Veyron in NFS-MW. Is it part of this mod?

Yes, Bugatti Veyron is a part of mods. Inspired by your reply, I created a new thread. Check out if you want to

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/gadget...nted-mods.html

Anand123 · 18th February 2012, 12:37

This is the difference....

driving_smartly · 18th February 2012, 16:21

Another one from Facebook

Irish · 18th February 2012, 18:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

google girl

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CONDORED!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2625058

Cheers!
Irish

bluevolt · 18th February 2012, 18:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by driving_smartly

Another one from Facebook

Condored!

This was posted recently.

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So True!

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avingodb · 18th February 2012, 20:32

Now a 6 slide joke about my profession!

karty_83 · 18th February 2012, 20:46

A line that has destroyed many a boy's life : " Hey, she is looking at you !! "

Anand123 · 19th February 2012, 01:02

It happens only in India!!

Source- Photos of Super Cars and Exotics in New Delhi | Facebook

myavu · 19th February 2012, 01:19

"half circle full circle half circle a half circle full circle right angle a"
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COCA COLA

17th February 2012, 15:50	#6616
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala Posts: 2,187 Thanked: 4,363 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread True Love Story - Read carefully! (@MODS: Please delete this if it doesn't belong here) This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her hand on phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to vodafone, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (Just imagine their love). Before She passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my mobile phone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people couldn't carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant, everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbors, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.. Shankar: "Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied. "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "Dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense". Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking.. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this.." He showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed. Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them... . . . . . . Vodafone has the best coverage. Where ever you go, our network follows! Don't shout on me I am also looking for the person who sent me this post. Last edited by Anand123 : 17th February 2012 at 15:55.

17th February 2012, 20:58	#6617
karty_83 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 398 Thanked: 165 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Studying Abroad. How it really is !! Attached Images

17th February 2012, 21:55	#6618
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,256 Thanked: 3,324 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Amazing Answers..!!

17th February 2012, 23:57	#6619
DevilsCry BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Delhi Posts: 552 Thanked: 504 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread If any of you play NFS Most Wanted, you can install this mod (NFSCars » Need For Speed: Most Wanted » Fantasy Bajaj RE (Rickshaw/Tuk) by SLZ Roadstar) to play in a Bajaj RE Auto and defeat Bugatti Veyron in a race

18th February 2012, 12:37	#6623
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala Posts: 2,187 Thanked: 4,363 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is the difference.... Attached Images

18th February 2012, 16:21	#6624
driving_smartly BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: MH43 & MH14 Posts: 505 Thanked: 292 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Another one from Facebook Attached Images

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18th February 2012, 20:46	#6628
karty_83 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 398 Thanked: 165 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A line that has destroyed many a boy's life : " Hey, she is looking at you !! "

19th February 2012, 01:02	#6629
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19th February 2012, 01:19	#6630
myavu Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Delhi - Kochi Posts: 1,340 Thanked: 1,197 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread "half circle full circle half circle a half circle full circle right angle a" ! ! ! ! ! COCA COLA

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