The Official Joke thread

anjan_c2007 · 9th February 2012, 20:19

Big B's yesterday's (08/02/2012) Tweet on Twitter translating Hollywood titles in Bhojpuri:
If film titles were to be translated into Bhojpuri, what would they be .. Titanic - नौका देले धोका Ghost Rider - भूत चढ़ गएल
more .. 3 Idiots - तीन ठो बुड़बक Ghajini - टकला के बदला Silence of the Lambs - बकरिया बोलत नाही
and more .. Black Hawk Down - काला बटेर मर गईल Kung fu Panda - कुंग फू पाण्डेय
best Mission Impossible - भैया जी ई न हो पाई MI 2 - हम फिर कहत रही...ई न हो पाई MI 3 - अबे कितनी बरी कहिबे...ई नाहीं हो सकत .

bluevolt · 9th February 2012, 20:25

Men Vs Women.

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Unknownsatan · 9th February 2012, 21:21

I am sure this is true for a lot of us

avingodb · 10th February 2012, 00:20

I hope I am not condored here!
(unfortunately) HD is a popular theme among politicians these days

dhanushs · 10th February 2012, 02:06

Microsoft purchased Skype for $8.5 billion.....
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.
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.... Idiots..... could have downloaded it for free

avingodb · 10th February 2012, 12:06

awesome song on Delhi metro!

Hamra Delhi Ke metro Ghuma Da - YouTube

Klub Class · 10th February 2012, 12:40

This is absolutely brilliant IMHO

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Irish · 10th February 2012, 13:03

Guys,

First time ever in the history of Official Joke thread, THREE JOKES are CONDORED in just ONE GO!!

I would like to dedicate this post to my Guru, my role model - CONDOR!

Here you go:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider

To laugh or not to laugh!! Found this one on Facebook!! Enjoy!!

CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2594463

Scarlet_Rider: You have been condored for the second consecutive day for the successive posts. Hope you don't feel bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwiftSD

Man sitting at the Airport lounge for his flight.

"A big thanks you to all the passengers of Flight no AXY1 for participating in the physical fitness program organized by the airlines"

CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post121168

Quote:

Originally Posted by anjan_c2007

Big B's yesterday's (08/02/2012) Tweet on Twitter translating Hollywood titles in Bhojpuri:
If film titles were to be translated into Bhojpuri, what would they be .. Titanic - नौका देले धोका Ghost Rider - भूत चढ़ गएल
more .. 3 Idiots - तीन ठो बुड़बक Ghajini - टकला के बदला Silence of the Lambs - बकरिया बोलत नाही
and more .. Black Hawk Down - काला बटेर मर गईल Kung fu Panda - कुंग फू पाण्डेय
best Mission Impossible - भैया जी ई न हो पाई MI 2 - हम फिर कहत रही...ई न हो पाई MI 3 - अबे कितनी बरी कहिबे...ई नाहीं हो सकत .

CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2535055

Quote:

Originally Posted by avingodb

awesome song on Delhi metro!

This could have been the FOURTH one but not able to find this video now. May be my Guru (Condor) can help us out!

Cheers!
Irish

bluevolt · 10th February 2012, 14:49

I said "cow" to a woman on a bike today.
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I warned her about.

Fordmanchau · 10th February 2012, 15:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish

Guys,

First time ever in the history of Official Joke thread, THREE JOKES are CONDORED in just ONE GO!!

I would like to dedicate this post to my Guru, my role model - CONDOR!

Thanks Irish for keeping up with the good work.
I read all those and thought, all are repeated/condorable, but felt so lazy to do the effort.
All the best dude for your condoring future!!

ssh1979 · 10th February 2012, 15:16

To be condored is one thing, to be irished is completely another!

PS: irished: v., adj., the event of 3 or more events being condored.

Kandisa · 10th February 2012, 15:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

I am sure this is true for a lot of us

Condored! Posted long time back..
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2556159

bluevolt · 10th February 2012, 15:26

For Married Couples... :-/

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______________________________

Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Bloody Idiot I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"?

m_upreti · 10th February 2012, 15:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by anjan_c2007

Big B's yesterday's (08/02/2012) Tweet on Twitter translating Hollywood titles in Bhojpuri:
If film titles were to be translated into Bhojpuri, what would they be .. Titanic - नौका देले धोका Ghost Rider - भूत चढ़ गएल
more .. 3 Idiots - तीन ठो बुड़बक Ghajini - टकला के बदला Silence of the Lambs - बकरिया बोलत नाही
and more .. Black Hawk Down - काला बटेर मर गईल Kung fu Panda - कुंग फू पाण्डेय
best Mission Impossible - भैया जी ई न हो पाई MI 2 - हम फिर कहत रही...ई न हो पाई MI 3 - अबे कितनी बरी कहिबे...ई नाहीं हो सकत .

Quiet old ones...this time it is Big B who is mimicing Raju Srivastava

bluevolt · 10th February 2012, 16:40

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9th February 2012, 20:19	#6526
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,509 Thanked: 21,753 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Big B's yesterday's (08/02/2012) Tweet on Twitter translating Hollywood titles in Bhojpuri: If film titles were to be translated into Bhojpuri, what would they be .. Titanic - नौका देले धोका Ghost Rider - भूत चढ़ गएल more .. 3 Idiots - तीन ठो बुड़बक Ghajini - टकला के बदला Silence of the Lambs - बकरिया बोलत नाही and more .. Black Hawk Down - काला बटेर मर गईल Kung fu Panda - कुंग फू पाण्डेय best Mission Impossible - भैया जी ई न हो पाई MI 2 - हम फिर कहत रही...ई न हो पाई MI 3 - अबे कितनी बरी कहिबे...ई नाहीं हो सकत .

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10th February 2012, 14:49	#6534
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,476 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I said "cow" to a woman on a bike today. She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I warned her about.

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ssh1979 BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Chennai Posts: 395 Thanked: 109 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread To be condored is one thing, to be irished is completely another! PS: irished: v., adj., the event of 3 or more events being condored.

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bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,476 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread For Married Couples... :-/ ______________________________ Wife: I hate that beggar. Husband: Why? Wife: Bloody Idiot I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"? Last edited by bluevolt : 10th February 2012 at 15:36.

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