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Old 5th October 2011, 12:03   #5296
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Why is the CXO of yamaha india a suzuki?
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Old 5th October 2011, 13:50   #5297
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There is too much repetitive posts these days. Condor please come back! Radiant Karma, please search before you post. I know, I know, searching for image is not as easy as searching for text. But scrolling through a few previous pages will help a lot.
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What is the most
Dangerous alphabet.?
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W
Because all worries startwith W
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
where?
War,
Weapon,
Wine,
And the most dangerous
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Woman (Wife)..
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Woman (Wife)..
you sure?

really really sure?

your wife know you're writing this
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Didn't find any of Marvin's jokes around, hence posting :-)

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you sure?

really really sure?

your wife know you're writing this

Sorry to break your bubble but I am bachelor.
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Sorry to break your bubble but I am bachelor.
no worries!

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@IronH4wk - Wish it was as easy as the search and replacement option :( Anyways the rest of us are happily married ever after AMEN ;-)
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One more from Marvin
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What else would one expect with the ever-rising petrol prices?!

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this one doesn't need an explanation

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Even though he will he deeply missed by all of us, we'll hope that he keeps doing what he loves even in the heavenly abode cos Jobs shall never say, iQuit
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Even though he will he deeply missed by all of us, we'll hope that he keeps doing what he loves even in the heavenly abode cos Jobs shall never say, iQuit
Amen to that brother. He'll be missed.
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At Niagara falls..!

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..

These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.
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Bhojpuri versions of popular movies:

1) Titanic: Nauka dele dhouka
2) Ghost Rider: Bhoot chadh gayel
3) Ghajini: Takla ke Badla
4) Silence of the lambs: Bakriya bolat naahi
5) Black Hawk Down: Kala bater gir gayil
6) Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Pandey
7) Mission Impossible: Bhaiyyaji, e naa ho paayi
8) 3 Idiots: Teen tho Burbak
9) M I 2: Hum phir kahat rahi... E naa ho paayi babuwaa
10) M I 3: Abey burbak, kitni bar kahibe... E naa ho sakat
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