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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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| ![]() Girl- "What's so Special on the 14th of February?" Boy (Thinks Carefully): . . . . . . . . . . oh yeah !!!!! UEFA Champions League is back ! ![]() Last edited by Anand123 : 4th February 2012 at 12:09. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() Teacher to Student : Last year you were in love with that girl. This year you are in love with the other one. What is going on? Student : Change of Syllabus!! ![]() ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() Vinay Kumar - Sold at $1 million to Royal Challengers Bangalore. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() Breaking News : Rajnikanth bids on BCCI in the IPL auction. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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| ![]() It's all about perspective ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Never EVER sit in that spot.... ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() The US vs us (rest of world) |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New Delhi
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| ![]() Santa bought chinese x-ray glasses which could see beyond clothes. He puts them on, and sees everybody naked. Takes them off, everbody has their clothes on. He goes back home, puts the glasses and finds his wife and Banta naked; takes them off, still finds them naked Santa : "Sali yahi musibat hai chinese chizo ki, 10 min mei kharab ho jati hai" Translation: this is the problem with chinese stuff, goes kaput in 10 mins. Last edited by ramneek009 : 4th February 2012 at 18:45. |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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You are CONDORED !! ![]() http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post1883643 Please search before posting a joke! Cheers! Irish ![]() | |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New Delhi
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![]() Which joke were you referring to btw? ![]() Last edited by ramneek009 : 4th February 2012 at 18:48. | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Forget Finding A Virgin For Marriage... Try Finding One Who Don't Have Facebook Account... ![]() ______________ Boy: Can I Hold Your Hand? Girl- No Boy: Why??? Girl- Because It Hurts When You Leave It ... !!! ... ... Boy in his mind: Baapre...i am acting but she is over acting!! ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Kim Jong Un,my favorite Dictator ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: sirsi
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Santa wanted to become a great scientist like Newton. After long research He wrote the 4th law of motion "Loose motion can never be done in slow motion" ![]() ______________________________________ Height of insult - Internet Explorer ![]() Last edited by bluevolt : 5th February 2012 at 21:26. |
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