The Official Joke thread

varun.ppl · 24th January 2012, 15:43

Situation in a Boy's Life

libranof1987 · 24th January 2012, 15:50

^^

Is there ANY engg. student (male) who started studying more after a girl said yes??

Once a girl says yes, the girl continues to study just as much; and the guy ends up whiling his time away as before when she's studying and indulging her when she's not studying.

In the 4 years I was in an engg. college, no guy's grades really improved after he started going out! The respective girls fared just as well though.

Sidhu bangalore · 24th January 2012, 16:06

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Originally Posted by libranof1987

^^

Is there ANY engg. student (male) who started studying more after a girl said yes??
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The respective girls fared just as well though.

I totally agree with you.I have seen till 2nd semester all boys and girls do well and after that things slowly changes for the worst to boys and as usual for girls...

avingodb · 24th January 2012, 16:16

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Originally Posted by libranof1987

All the desirable ......

there is one more part to this joke that you did not state
... "or already married, to a richer guy!"

libranof1987 · 24th January 2012, 16:20

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Originally Posted by avingodb

there is one more part to this joke that you did not state
... "or already married, to a richer guy!"

Oh, no no.

I had that in mind; wanted to introduce it as the "final punch" after the first 3 strikes

--- On that note, here's another one :

There's only one perfect wife in the world; and every neighbour has one.

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Originally Posted by Sidhu bangalore

I totally agree with you.I have seen till 2nd semester all boys and girls do well and after that things slowly changes for the worst to boys and as usual for girls...

I can feel the pain you are feeling, dude!

It's ok; we all accept you.

watfor · 24th January 2012, 16:44

At a party, the host announces "Husbands, please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living".

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Irish · 24th January 2012, 16:57

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Originally Posted by watfor

At a party, the host announces "Husbands, please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living".

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Partially CONDORED !!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2590078

Cheers!
Irish

MileCruncher · 24th January 2012, 17:13

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Originally Posted by Irish

Partially CONDORED !!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2590078

Cheers!
Irish

At the risk of sounding n00b, can someone please tell me what does Condorred mean?

libranof1987 · 24th January 2012, 17:20

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Originally Posted by MileCruncher

At the risk of sounding n00b, can someone please tell me what does Condorred mean?

You are late to the party Sir.

Please scroll back 2 pages and it has been discussed in detail.

Your question is condor'ed too

Irish · 24th January 2012, 17:28

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Originally Posted by MileCruncher

At the risk of sounding n00b, can someone please tell me what does Condorred mean?

CONDORED!

Same question was asked on 16th Dec 2011:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2612871

Anyways, here is the reply to your query:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2612878

Hope you are now clear on CONDOR.

Cheers!
Irish

dhanushs · 24th January 2012, 17:36

I remember someone posting an F1 bus.. Now, that's not all what KSRTC is.. There's more to it!

The Omnipotent:

Latheesh · 24th January 2012, 17:43

One more victim to the term "CONDORED". MileCruncher - dont worry you are not the first one!

See below the google search screen shot, looks like many poor souls on the forum took help of google to find it

libranof1987 · 24th January 2012, 18:01

condor must be "rolling in the deep" right now.

I forsee a suggestion in the Suggestions thread asking MODS for an option to change the handle!

And then they say, what's in a name?!

Irish · 24th January 2012, 18:06

A BOY ON HIS FIRST DATE!!

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl : "Do you like spinach?"

She says : "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?"

Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"

Cheers!
Irish

Irish · 25th January 2012, 10:58

Wife to husband over the phone: "I have told you that I would be there in 5 minutes. STOP calling me every half an hour!"

Cheers!
Irish

24th January 2012, 15:43	#6346
varun.ppl BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: New Delhi Posts: 160 Thanked: 225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Situation in a Boy's Life Attached Thumbnails

24th January 2012, 15:50	#6347
libranof1987 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over! Posts: 7,615 Thanked: 18,342 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ Is there ANY engg. student (male) who started studying more after a girl said yes?? Once a girl says yes, the girl continues to study just as much; and the guy ends up whiling his time away as before when she's studying and indulging her when she's not studying. In the 4 years I was in an engg. college, no guy's grades really improved after he started going out! The respective girls fared just as well though.

24th January 2012, 17:36	#6356
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I remember someone posting an F1 bus.. Now, that's not all what KSRTC is.. There's more to it! The Omnipotent:

24th January 2012, 17:43	#6357
Latheesh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CNN/BLR Posts: 4,243 Thanked: 10,090 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread One more victim to the term "CONDORED". MileCruncher - dont worry you are not the first one! See below the google search screen shot, looks like many poor souls on the forum took help of google to find it Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Latheesh : 24th January 2012 at 17:52.

24th January 2012, 18:01	#6358
libranof1987 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over! Posts: 7,615 Thanked: 18,342 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread condor must be "rolling in the deep" right now. I forsee a suggestion in the Suggestions thread asking MODS for an option to change the handle! And then they say, what's in a name?!

24th January 2012, 16:44	#6351
watfor BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 48 Thanked: 14 Times	At a party, the host announces "Husbands, please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living". The bartender was almost crushed to death.

24th January 2012, 18:06	#6359
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A BOY ON HIS FIRST DATE!! A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl : "Do you like spinach?" She says : "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?" Cheers! Irish

25th January 2012, 10:58	#6360
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Wife to husband over the phone: "I have told you that I would be there in 5 minutes. STOP calling me every half an hour!" Cheers! Irish