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24th January 2012, 16:06
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24th January 2012, 16:16
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24th January 2012, 16:20
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I had that in mind; wanted to introduce it as the "final punch" after the first 3 strikes --- On that note, here's another one : There's only one perfect wife in the world; and every neighbour has one. Quote:
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24th January 2012, 16:44
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24th January 2012, 16:57
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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24th January 2012, 17:13
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24th January 2012, 17:20
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Please scroll back 2 pages and it has been discussed in detail. Your question is condor'ed too | |
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24th January 2012, 17:28
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CONDORED! Same question was asked on 16th Dec 2011: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2612871 Anyways, here is the reply to your query: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2612878 Hope you are now clear on CONDOR. Cheers! Irish Last edited by Irish : 24th January 2012 at 17:30. | |
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24th January 2012, 17:36
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| Re: The Official Joke thread I remember someone posting an F1 bus.. Now, that's not all what KSRTC is.. There's more to it! The Omnipotent:  |
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24th January 2012, 17:43
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| Re: The Official Joke thread One more victim to the term "CONDORED". MileCruncher - dont worry you are not the first one! See below the google search screen shot, looks like many poor souls on the forum took help of google to find it Last edited by Latheesh : 24th January 2012 at 17:52. |
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24th January 2012, 18:01
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24th January 2012, 18:06
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A BOY ON HIS FIRST DATE!! A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl : "Do you like spinach?" She says : "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?" Cheers! Irish |
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25th January 2012, 10:58
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Wife to husband over the phone: "I have told you that I would be there in 5 minutes. STOP calling me every half an hour!"  Cheers! Irish |
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