18th January 2012, 21:05
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread The Indian cricket team is not winning any matches because Dhoni has promised Anna Hazare that they wouldn't win any until the Lok Pal bill is passed! |
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18th January 2012, 23:05
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread Once a group of young travelers went for a 'Theerh Yaatra' (holy trip) Their Guru said: Dont get distracted if you see any Beautiful girls. If so, just close your eyes and say, 'HARI OM' After the 2nd day, one guy says 'HARI OM' and the rest of them shout: . . . . . Where?.. Where??.. Where??? |
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19th January 2012, 11:31
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| Re: The Official Joke thread In our country, Government decides the age of Army Chief. In neighboring country, Army Chief decides the Age of Government !! Cheers! Irish  Last edited by Irish : 19th January 2012 at 11:34. |
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19th January 2012, 11:50
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| Boys will be boys! Night was dark, moon was high. Boy stopped bike, girl asked why? He came close, she felt shy. Boy said : We have ran out of petrol, please get down and push the bike!  |
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19th January 2012, 13:29
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| Re: The Official Joke thread One Man Coming in a restaurant. Man: “Price of One biryani?” Waiter: “Rs. 5/- Sir” Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?” Waiter: “Rs. 7/- Sir” Man: “Wow that’s really cheap, can I meet the Owner?” Waiter: “No Sir, he’s busy with My Girlfriend” Man: “What’s he doing with your Girlfriend?” Waiter: “The same thing that I’m doing to his Business here“ Cheers! Irish |
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19th January 2012, 14:58
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Girl: Who is your favourite actress? Tintumon: Sunny Girl: I asked actress!!! Tintumon: Thats what I answered...Sunny  |
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19th January 2012, 15:42
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Husband: Tumhare daddy ki majak karne ki aadat gayi nahi? Wife: Kyun, kya hua? Husband: Aaj fir se poocha - "Meri beti se shadi kar ke khush to ho na?"  English Translation: Husband: Your daddy's habbit of joking has not gone. Wife: Why, What happened? Husband: He again asked me today - "Are you happy after marrying my daughter?" Cheers! Irish |
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19th January 2012, 21:44
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19th January 2012, 23:26
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. |
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19th January 2012, 23:51
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on FB, couldnt help but  |
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20th January 2012, 00:28
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| Re: The Official Joke thread What's common between Harry Potter and Shiney Ahuja? . . . . Both get excited when they see people with brooms -------------------------------------------------------- Why does a watchman drink while on duty? . . . . Because security has to be tight ---- I know, it's lame. But I couldn't resist. *winks* I clicked this link and couldn't control my laughter for a good 10 minutes! LOL! Quote:
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20th January 2012, 01:09
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Here's more from facebook.        |
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20th January 2012, 10:11
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread This audience clearly has a sense of humor.  PS:PS'd, most prbabaly.... |
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20th January 2012, 10:41
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
The C option was 'Facebook' and the girl didnt know that. | |
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20th January 2012, 11:18
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Teacher: NAARI Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai? Girl : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.. Teacher:To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Boy: Sahan Shakti ! English Translation: Teacher: What's the meaning of WOMEN? Girl : It means POWER. Teacher: Then what the meaning of MEN? Boy: ENDURANCE Power! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEFINE a WOMAN? Someone who can talk for hours while standing at the door; but she won't sit because she is getting late. Disclaimer: No offenses meant to anybody. Cheers! Irish |
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