A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST''
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
Pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi- "bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?
A traffic policeman stopped a car and said to the driver: "This is Traffic Safety week. We are giving you a cash reward of Rs 5,000 because you are wearing seat belts. What will you do with this money?"
Car driver: "I will get my Driving License with this money"
His mom sitting on the rear seat said: "Please don't pay attention to his words because he speaks anything after drinking."
His father said: "I already knew that we won't be able to go too far in this stolen car."
All of a sudden, a voice came for the car boot: "Hey bro, have we crossed the border?"