The Official Joke thread

shankar.balan · 2nd June 2013, 19:58

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Originally Posted by PPS

Times Now reporters hand in their resignation to Arnab Goswami after their campaign to make Srinivasan resign fails!

Source: Twitter

I would only sally that OrrKnobb needs to be taken out and shot. I really cannot abide the fellow...

PPS · 2nd June 2013, 20:00

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Originally Posted by shankar.balan

I would only sally that OrrKnobb needs to be taken out and shot. I really cannot abide the fellow...

Arnab is eyeing the BCCI President's slot & he wants to appoint Boria Majumdar as IPL Commissioner.

bigben · 3rd June 2013, 22:17

Call this number for the "Beast Price". Be careful though..

noopster · 9th June 2013, 10:07

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Originally Posted by bigben

Call this number for the "Beast Price". Be careful though..

Shouldn't that be 11,666 then? \m/

Edit: I read your post as "Call this the Number of The Beast price"!

vb-saan · 9th June 2013, 10:11

The worst way to die!

dhanushs · 9th June 2013, 10:17

Effect of smartphones in everyones palm:

Yesterday a gulf returnee asked me to send google maps to his high end samsung phone through bluetooth!

I politely refused saying iPhone doesnt have bluetooth that can send stuff.

sa_kiran · 9th June 2013, 22:25

⛪A girl prayin in church: I m in love with a boy who is far away from me... I'm in india and he lives in uk.. We met on Shadi.com... Became friends on fb... Had long chats on whatsapp... Proposed to each other on skype... And now 2 months of relationship through viber... I need ur blessings and good wish oh god.

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter Have fun on tango. Buy your kids from ebay. Send them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband or kids, toh unko OLX pe bech de!

mayankk · 9th June 2013, 23:00

Got this on whatsapp:
"Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S2,S3,S4 to train ke dabbe bhi hote hain"

(phone should be an iPhone, rail coaches are S2,S3,S4 too ).

From a staunch Android fanboy..

drmohitg · 9th June 2013, 23:14

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this on whatsapp:
"Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S2,S3,S4 to train ke dabbe bhi hote hain"

(phone should be an iPhone, rail coaches are S2,S3,S4 too ).

From a staunch Android fanboy..

Man looking for an apt reply to this one. Its a matter of honour for us Android users.

sameerg001 · 9th June 2013, 23:23

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Originally Posted by drmohitg

Man looking for an apt reply to this one. Its a matter of honour for us Android users.

Something like, "phone to HTC ka hona chaiye, baaki apple to fruit bhi hota hai"

engrohit · 9th June 2013, 23:28

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Originally Posted by sameerg001

Something like, "phone to HTC ka hona chaiye, baaki apple to fruit bhi hota hai"

Add Blackberry also to the fruit list

SDP · 9th June 2013, 23:39

Rohit, While on the topic of phones and fruits, even at the risk of being condored, let me share this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

shashank.nk · 10th June 2013, 00:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by drmohitg

Man looking for an apt reply to this one. Its a matter of honour for us Android users.

This is what my friend came up with,I quite liked it !

Quote:

agar phone lo to samsungg jaise...warna apple aur berries toh 50 rs ke bhi milte hai..

babu.sundaram · 10th June 2013, 10:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by drmohitg

Man looking for an apt reply to this one. Its a matter of honour for us Android users.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shashank.nk

This is what my friend came up with,I quite liked it !

Quote:

agar phone lo to samsungg jaise...warna apple aur berries toh 50 rs ke bhi milte hai..

How about "Droids are not perishable fruits" or "Droids eat fruits for lunch"?

mayankk · 10th June 2013, 10:32

Lets change the flavor, then.
"Global currency rupees honichahiye, dollar to underwear bhi hota hai."
(Global currency oughta be rupees, dollar's and underwear as well.)

3rd June 2013, 22:17	#7803
bigben BHPian Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 360 Thanked: 290 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Call this number for the "Beast Price". Be careful though.. Attached Thumbnails

9th June 2013, 10:11	#7805
vb-saan Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur Posts: 7,468 Thanked: 13,365 Times	The worst way to die! Attached Thumbnails

9th June 2013, 10:17	#7806
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,439 Thanked: 11,488 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Effect of smartphones in everyones palm: Yesterday a gulf returnee asked me to send google maps to his high end samsung phone through bluetooth! I politely refused saying iPhone doesnt have bluetooth that can send stuff.

10th June 2013, 10:32	#7815
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,236 Thanked: 8,615 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Lets change the flavor, then. "Global currency rupees honichahiye, dollar to underwear bhi hota hai." (Global currency oughta be rupees, dollar's and underwear as well.)

9th June 2013, 22:25	#7807
sa_kiran BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Thane Posts: 514 Thanked: 171 Times	⛪A girl prayin in church: I m in love with a boy who is far away from me... I'm in india and he lives in uk.. We met on Shadi.com... Became friends on fb... Had long chats on whatsapp... Proposed to each other on skype... And now 2 months of relationship through viber... I need ur blessings and good wish oh god. Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter Have fun on tango. Buy your kids from ebay. Send them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband or kids, toh unko OLX pe bech de!

9th June 2013, 23:00	#7808
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,236 Thanked: 8,615 Times View My Garage	Got this on whatsapp: "Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S2,S3,S4 to train ke dabbe bhi hote hain" (phone should be an iPhone, rail coaches are S2,S3,S4 too ). From a staunch Android fanboy..