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Old 20th January 2016, 14:18   #9331
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But they sure stopped me in my track ...]
Be glad the guy didn't make one of them green: you might have thought that a low-flying aircraft was heading straight for you!
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The "answerer" becomes the "checker"?
The exercise and the checking seem to have been done by the same person.
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Got this below forwards from a watsapp group.

In a psychological survey, men and women were asking to translate the sentence from English to Hindi, "I love you too!".
Women translated it as "Main bhi tumse pyar karti hoon". Meanwhile, men translated it as "Main tumse bhi pyar karta hoon".


Another one which sumps up the current road conditions of Bangalore!

In Delhi, people don't know which car to take out today.
In Dubai, people don't know which wife to take out today.
In Vegas, people don't know who's wife to take out today.
In Bangalore, people don't know which road to take for going out today.
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Photo shot by me yesterday at the Hsr BDA complex entrance.
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Oh, you edited that post . I was wondering how you were going to do what you first said.
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In Bangalore, people don't know which road to take for going out today.
In Mumbai, people don't know which platform the local train is going to come today.
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Oh, you edited that post . I was wondering how you were going to do what you first said.
Please quote a post, when you respond as it would help other members understand the context.
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Please quote a post, when you respond as it would help other members understand the context.
Apologies. I was using the iphone app for tbhp and hadn't quite figured it out yet.

In any case, he had at first typoed "shot" to produce a word that relates to a certain bodily function.
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Couple of jokes got as forward in watsapp!

1. Valentine Day is around the corner !

Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine by introducing her to your wife !

- Message brought to you by Lobo Coffins and Cremations Ltd !!

2. A boy romantically to his girlfriend- "I can see d whole world in ur eyes."

3 boys on 1 bike passng by listened and said

"Tin factory alli traffic idhiya nodu guru" ( Translation : Check how is the traffic at Tin factory)

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I don't remember what car, but I remember seeing RSI as a model variant, on the back of a car, many years ago. Specially designed with bad ergonomics for Repetitive Strain Injury?

The Zi[ck]a, though: that is hugely more unfortunate!
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Received as forward.

When I was trying to get my driver's license and went to give my test for the fourth time....

I was quite famous by then and well liked too. The driving inspector had just one question for me.

Q: If you are going at a speed of 120 km/hr on a road which has a huge hill on one side and a deep pin on the other, and 2 ladies come on the opposite side, one young and one old.. Who will you hit??

I wrote immediately that i will hit the old lady.

As usual I failed...

I met the inspector and asked for the reason, he glared at me, then took a deep, calming breath and said..

"For the last time i am telling you, you will hit the brake and not any lady!!!!"
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Old 2nd February 2016, 16:06   #9344
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ha ha... This was my dad's version:

When does a pedestrian have right of way?

After my fumbling through all the UK-Highway-Code stuff about pedestrian crossings, side streets, etc etc, and getting a No to each one, I gave up, and he gave the answer: "Always! You are not allowed to run them over!

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Cant stop laughing , best medicine for a lazy Wednesday afternoon after a long vacation.

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