[ghodlur]

Originally Posted by //M

Another exclusive news from India TV.

Maybe it has got something to do with Himesh singing at the the Aliens operating frequency.

When is this going to happen?

[sachinj12]

A different take on parenthood-

Parenthood: An amazing opportunity to screw someone's life from scratch!

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Depression

Pharmacist to customer : You need to produce a prescription to buy anti-depressant pills. Showing your wife's photo is not enough!

[prateekm]

Ah! 1 Dollar = 54.17 Rupees. The Rupee used to make a lot of sense. Now it only makes cents.

Source: @rameshsrivats on Twitter.

[bluevolt]

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, Your wife very sweet"

[mayankk]

big wheels keep on turning.......

Crash très insolite Promosport Magny-Cours - YouTube

[Mtv]

An old,but witty advertisement

[dhanushs]

Is your desktop overheating?. Now, here's a highly innovative solution!!..



Pic Source: FB

[nitinbose]

Originally Posted by mayankk

hey, c'mon!!
what did a ford ever do to you?

and 2, condorred!!

Ford never did anything to me but to my friend & his wife. Their car was always breaking down such that his wife was fed up and gave it the expansion!

[vb-san]

Originally Posted by nitinbose

Ford never did anything to me but to my friend & his wife. Their car was always breaking down such that his wife was fed up and gave it the expansion!

Well, I guess they have something for almost all the brands... I think BMW was Big Money Works, GM - General Maintenance, Toyota - ends with some Overpriced Auto. I will google and share the link later

[nitinbose]

BMW also has the following expansion: Be My Wife!

[anjan_c2007]

Husband throwing darts at his wife’s photo and not even a single one hitting the target..
From another room wife calls The Husband : “Honey what are you doing?"
Husband: “MISSING YOU”..

A man goes to a shrink (slang for a psychiatrist) and says, " Sir, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men.
In fact, she goes steady with anybody who asks her!
I'm going crazy.
What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the shrink,
"Take a deep breath and calm down.
Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's Bar?"

[download2live]

Courtesy Facebook.

Vijayakanth typing a document in Windows Media Player - YouTube

Too much. Seriously.

[Speed.Demon]

Originally Posted by Mtv

An old,but witty advertisement

Here's something similar :



Source : Facebook.

[sudev]

Originally Posted by sachinj12

Apki Kahani Meri Jubaani-

Apke pas dimag hain
Chalta nahi alag baat hain.

Aap smart ho
Koi manta nahi,alag baat hain.

Aap shareef ho
Lagte nahi, alag baat hain.

Kaafi izzat hain aapki,
Koi karta nahin,alag baat hain.

Aapki beizzati ho rahi hain
Phir bi aap message padd rahe ho

Kya baath hain!



Note from the Team-BHP Support Team: Please post a translated version of the above joke in English for the benefit of the entire community. Thanks !

Your life story in my words

You got brains
It is another thing that it does not work

You are smart
It is another thing that no one agrees to it

You are honest
It is another thing that you dont look it

You have high esteem
It is another thing that no one acknowledges it

You are being insulted
Still you continue to read this poem

What a shame!

[Irish]

DEFINE CHECK MATE !!

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady on the street who looked exactly like her

.. and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"

You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.

CHECK-MATE!


Cheers!
Irish