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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 1,187
Thanked: 166 Times
| ![]() A different take on parenthood- Parenthood: An amazing opportunity to screw someone's life from scratch! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Depression Pharmacist to customer : You need to produce a prescription to buy anti-depressant pills. Showing your wife's photo is not enough! |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR
Posts: 790
Thanked: 549 Times
| ![]() Ah! 1 Dollar = 54.17 Rupees. The Rupee used to make a lot of sense. Now it only makes cents. Source: @rameshsrivats on Twitter. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss: "Me ok, Your wife very sweet" ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() big wheels keep on turning....... |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Kolkata
Posts: 171
Thanked: 370 Times
| ![]() An old,but witty advertisement |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai
Posts: 4,053
Thanked: 8,675 Times
| ![]() Is your desktop overheating?. Now, here's a highly innovative solution!!.. ![]() ![]() Pic Source: FB |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Goa
Posts: 1,011
Thanked: 709 Times
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur
Posts: 6,663
Thanked: 9,878 Times
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Goa
Posts: 1,011
Thanked: 709 Times
| ![]() BMW also has the following expansion: Be My Wife! |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Husband throwing darts at his wife’s photo and not even a single one hitting the target.. From another room wife calls The Husband : “Honey what are you doing?" Husband: “MISSING YOU”.. A man goes to a shrink (slang for a psychiatrist) and says, " Sir, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she goes steady with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the shrink, "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's Bar?" |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: -
Posts: 1,144
Thanked: 921 Times
| ![]() Courtesy Facebook. Too much. Seriously. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: May 2011 Location: Kochi/Manama
Posts: 273
Thanked: 519 Times
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Gurgaon
Posts: 3,813
Thanked: 3,124 Times
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You got brains It is another thing that it does not work You are smart It is another thing that no one agrees to it You are honest It is another thing that you dont look it You have high esteem It is another thing that no one acknowledges it You are being insulted Still you continue to read this poem What a shame! | |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
Posts: 602
Thanked: 651 Times
| ![]() DEFINE CHECK MATE !! When you tell your wife that you saw a lady on the street who looked exactly like her .. and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?" You can't say NO, neither can you say YES. ![]() CHECK-MATE! Cheers! Irish ![]() |
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