15th December 2011, 12:59
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| Senior - BHPian  |  Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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15th December 2011, 14:30
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A different take on parenthood- Parenthood: An amazing opportunity to screw someone's life from scratch! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Depression Pharmacist to customer : You need to produce a prescription to buy anti-depressant pills. Showing your wife's photo is not enough! |
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15th December 2011, 14:34
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| BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Ah! 1 Dollar = 54.17 Rupees. The Rupee used to make a lot of sense. Now it only makes cents. Source: @rameshsrivats on Twitter. |
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15th December 2011, 15:26
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss: "Me ok, Your wife very sweet" |
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15th December 2011, 15:27
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread big wheels keep on turning....... |
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15th December 2011, 17:04
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| BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Kolkata
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| Re: The Official Joke thread An old,but witty advertisement |
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15th December 2011, 19:16
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| Distinguished - BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bathery/BLR
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Is your desktop overheating?. Now, here's a highly innovative solution!!..  Pic Source: FB |
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15th December 2011, 19:18
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Goa
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Ford never did anything to me but to my friend & his wife. Their car was always breaking down such that his wife was fed up and gave it the expansion! | |
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15th December 2011, 20:12
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| Team-BHP Support   Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur
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15th December 2011, 20:21
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Goa
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| Re: The Official Joke thread BMW also has the following expansion: Be My Wife! |
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15th December 2011, 20:50
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Husband throwing darts at his wife’s photo and not even a single one hitting the target.. From another room wife calls The Husband : “Honey what are you doing?" Husband: “MISSING YOU”.. A man goes to a shrink (slang for a psychiatrist) and says, " Sir, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she goes steady with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the shrink, "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's Bar?" |
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16th December 2011, 00:09
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Sydney
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Courtesy Facebook. Too much. Seriously. |
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16th December 2011, 09:23
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| BHPian  Join Date: May 2011 Location: Kochi/Manama
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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16th December 2011, 11:27
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| Distinguished - BHPian  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Gurgaon
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
You got brains It is another thing that it does not work You are smart It is another thing that no one agrees to it You are honest It is another thing that you dont look it You have high esteem It is another thing that no one acknowledges it You are being insulted Still you continue to read this poem What a shame! | |
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16th December 2011, 11:39
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| Re: The Official Joke thread DEFINE CHECK MATE !! When you tell your wife that you saw a lady on the street who looked exactly like her .. and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?" You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.  CHECK-MATE! Cheers! Irish |
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