The Official Joke thread

zteg · 2nd November 2010, 20:56

Found on facebook.
'Ghajini remembers Rajanikanth'

whitesquall · 3rd November 2010, 13:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by zteg

Found on facebook.
'Ghajini remembers Rajanikanth'

Yeah! fantastic! Good one mate!

Samurai · 3rd November 2010, 13:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by zteg

Found on facebook.
'Ghajini remembers Rajanikanth'

But Ghajini was the bad guy, not Aamir Khan.

h@r$h@l · 3rd November 2010, 13:19

Here are a few i recd in an email forward

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And the Rajni Award goes to..............

OSCARS.....!!!!!!!

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Rajni decided to stare @ the sun....The sun got scared and hid behind the moon

This situation is called "THE SOLAR ECLIPSE".

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When God is shocked, he exclaims, " OH MY RAJNIKANTH !!!!

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Once a 22-wheel truck met an accident with RAJNIKANT...few years later it was a new car based on scrap called TATA NANO

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Rajni's email id: gmail@rajnikant.com

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ALL THESE WERE RECEIVED BY AN EMAIL FROM A FRIEND. @MODS, PLS. DELETE IF YOU FIND ANY INAPPROPRIATE

SILVERWOOD · 3rd November 2010, 13:51

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Originally Posted by h@r$h@l

When God is shocked, he exclaims, " OH MY RAJNIKANTH !!!!

This is probably the best.

anilisanil · 3rd November 2010, 14:27

The newly designed symbol of Rupee is actually Rajini's signature.

-From Facebook!

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spiderman,superman,ironman,james bond visited Rajni, why ?

-It was teacher's day!

SILVERWOOD · 4th November 2010, 10:10

Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Unknownsatan · 4th November 2010, 10:55

Rajni can eat one Lays.

DRIV3R · 4th November 2010, 11:14

Am not a fan of RK jokes, anyways here's the best i found, most others qualify for great PJ's.

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Octopus Paul decided to predict the death of RK, and we all know what happened!

EDIT: Just noticed that 'EARTHed' beat me to it.

SILVERWOOD · 4th November 2010, 15:18

While urinating, Rajnikant is easily capable of welding titanium

Rajnikant can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Rajnikant can stretch diamonds back into coal

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Rajnikant jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rajnikant

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Rajnikant.

Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

valhallen.282 · 4th November 2010, 15:25

The transformers are just robots who prayed at the temple of rajni.

The cube they seek is the first thing rajni touched as a child!

Rajnikant spanked megatron!

The thing from the addams family is a hand rajni spared.

Cousin it came about when he upset rajni enough to have his hair pulled.

Its not rain. Its rajni having a shower

lsp · 7th November 2010, 01:03

YouTube - Saudis in Audis

Cracked me up!!!

Xehaust · 7th November 2010, 13:20

This song is also there in the Best song to show off your ICE thread

SILVERWOOD · 8th November 2010, 17:19

Professor Rajnikant's theory of Physics-Vol III

anku94 · 8th November 2010, 19:58

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Originally Posted by SILVERWOOD

Professor Rajnikant's theory of Physics-Vol III

Ha ha. Send this to CERN. The guys there will go mad.

3rd November 2010, 14:27	#4446
anilisanil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,420 Thanked: 291 Times	The newly designed symbol of Rupee is actually Rajini's signature. -From Facebook! ************************************************** * spiderman,superman,ironman,james bond visited Rajni, why ? -It was teacher's day! Last edited by anilisanil : 3rd November 2010 at 14:41.

4th November 2010, 10:10	#4447
SILVERWOOD Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: BANG-A-LURE. Posts: 1,197 Thanked: 4,657 Times	Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Attached Thumbnails

4th November 2010, 10:55	#4448
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Rajni can eat one Lays. Last edited by FlyingSpur : 4th November 2010 at 18:16. Reason: Removed the repeated joke (post #4418).

8th November 2010, 17:19	#4454
SILVERWOOD Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: BANG-A-LURE. Posts: 1,197 Thanked: 4,657 Times	Professor Rajnikant's theory Professor Rajnikant's theory of Physics-Vol III Attached Thumbnails

2nd November 2010, 20:56	#4441
zteg BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Mangalore/Bangalore Posts: 330 Thanked: 91 Times	Found on facebook. 'Ghajini remembers Rajanikanth'

3rd November 2010, 13:19	#4444
h@r$h@l Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,450 Thanked: 741 Times	Here are a few i recd in an email forward ---------------------------------------------------------- And the Rajni Award goes to.............. OSCARS.....!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- Rajni decided to stare @ the sun....The sun got scared and hid behind the moon This situation is called "THE SOLAR ECLIPSE". ---------------------------------------------------------- When God is shocked, he exclaims, " OH MY RAJNIKANTH !!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- Once a 22-wheel truck met an accident with RAJNIKANT...few years later it was a new car based on scrap called TATA NANO ---------------------------------------------------------- Rajni's email id: gmail@rajnikant.com ---------------------------------------------------------- ALL THESE WERE RECEIVED BY AN EMAIL FROM A FRIEND. @MODS, PLS. DELETE IF YOU FIND ANY INAPPROPRIATE

4th November 2010, 15:18	#4450
SILVERWOOD Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: BANG-A-LURE. Posts: 1,197 Thanked: 4,657 Times	While urinating, Rajnikant is easily capable of welding titanium Rajnikant can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Simply by pulling on both ends, Rajnikant can stretch diamonds back into coal Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Rajnikant jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rajnikant The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Rajnikant. Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

4th November 2010, 15:25	#4451
valhallen.282 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 331 Thanked: 196 Times	The transformers are just robots who prayed at the temple of rajni. The cube they seek is the first thing rajni touched as a child! Rajnikant spanked megatron! The thing from the addams family is a hand rajni spared. Cousin it came about when he upset rajni enough to have his hair pulled. Its not rain. Its rajni having a shower

7th November 2010, 13:20	#4453
Xehaust BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mumbai Posts: 846 Thanked: 81 Times View My Garage	This song is also there in the Best song to show off your ICE thread