The Official Joke thread

bblost · 5th February 2009, 10:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajmat

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
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.
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And then the fight started

Go home and tell some of these jokes.
And then the fight started.

Tejas@perioimpl · 5th February 2009, 12:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by condor

@Ceejay : Search, before you post !

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/913121-post3051.html

Dude, i've noticed that you tend to remember all jokes in this thread and reprimand repeats! Commendable memory!

condor · 5th February 2009, 12:14

@Tejas, I'll let you in on a small secret : Luckily for me, there is a " search this thread " button at top which makes it easy for me.

It does help when I find a particular joke famililar.

Sam Kapasi · 5th February 2009, 12:25

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She asks What's the story?
He replies just crap in the carburettor

And how often should I do that? she asks.

Tejas@perioimpl · 5th February 2009, 12:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by condor

@Tejas, I'll let you in on a small secret : Luckily for me, there is a " search this thread " button at top which makes it easy for me.

It does help when I find a particular joke famililar.

Hmmm... but to go through the whole search process to actually reprimand someone is a bit too much if you ask me... Still, commendable memory. Anyways, let's not go anymore OT and get back to jokes.

PJs:

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Boss: Where were you born?
Santa : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .

2 terrorists from pakistan were fixing a bomb in a car.
terrorist 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
terrorist 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

benbsb29 · 5th February 2009, 12:31

Quite liked this one.

bblost · 5th February 2009, 12:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

Hmmm... but to go through the whole search process to actually reprimand someone is a bit too much if you ask me... Still, commendable memory. Anyways, let's not go anymore OT and get back to jokes.

If Condor did not condorize then this thread would be 10 times as big as its now and not even half as interesting.

3 cheers for Condor.

sammyboy · 5th February 2009, 13:34

This friend of mine forwards a lot of jokes. last night he sent one which he has sent me a couple of times before. The first thought that came to my mind was," This guy needs to be Condored " hee hee

Seriously condor this really happened

abhi_krishna · 6th February 2009, 10:40

Management Lessons....

bblost · 6th February 2009, 11:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

not really

Can you please tell us how you can search out images unless you have a vague idea of when it was posted.

deepgautam_qa · 6th February 2009, 18:23

I could not resist myself from starting this new thread, in stead of posting this on "Official Joke Thread", so that more and more number of fellow BHPians can watch and get the best medicine - Laughter!

YouTube - Pakistani Media-Reporter, a deadly video

My intention is not to make this poor guy's mockery.....just wanted to share with you.

Mods: If you think it should not be a separate thread then please move it.

Cheers!!!

Tejas@perioimpl · 6th February 2009, 21:07

Dude how did you find the video?! absolutely hilarious... ha ha ha ha ha ha...
too good!!!!

autopsyche · 7th February 2009, 01:19

Mwahahah Karachi se log!

Nitin · 7th February 2009, 02:37

Hahaha....thats one hilarious video!!! Gosh..my eyes are watering,having laughed so hard!!

SRK · 7th February 2009, 12:26

HAHAHA! "Ek Dafa Aur.."
I think he would keep on saying this till the next Eid.

6th February 2009, 10:40	#3474
abhi_krishna Newbie Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pune Posts: 11 Thanked: 20 Times	Management Lessons.... Attached Images

5th February 2009, 12:14	#3468
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 14,316 Thanked: 12,100 Times View My Garage	@Tejas, I'll let you in on a small secret : Luckily for me, there is a " search this thread " button at top which makes it easy for me. It does help when I find a particular joke famililar.

5th February 2009, 12:25	#3469
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,074 Times View My Garage	A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She asks What's the story? He replies just crap in the carburettor And how often should I do that? she asks.

5th February 2009, 12:31	#3471
benbsb29 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Brisbane Posts: 9,513 Thanked: 9,801 Times View My Garage	Quite liked this one.

5th February 2009, 13:34	#3473
sammyboy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ggn/Dehradun Posts: 1,831 Thanked: 489 Times View My Garage	This friend of mine forwards a lot of jokes. last night he sent one which he has sent me a couple of times before. The first thought that came to my mind was," This guy needs to be Condored " hee hee Seriously condor this really happened

6th February 2009, 21:07	#3477
Tejas@perioimpl Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 4,364 Thanked: 8,910 Times View My Garage	Dude how did you find the video?! absolutely hilarious... ha ha ha ha ha ha... too good!!!!

7th February 2009, 01:19	#3478
autopsyche Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 1,519 Thanked: 27 Times View My Garage	Mwahahah Karachi se log!

7th February 2009, 02:37	#3479
Nitin Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,299 Thanked: 18 Times View My Garage	Hahaha....thats one hilarious video!!! Gosh..my eyes are watering,having laughed so hard!!

7th February 2009, 12:26	#3480
SRK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,194 Thanked: 511 Times	HAHAHA! "Ek Dafa Aur.." I think he would keep on saying this till the next Eid.

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