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9th March 2011, 00:42
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Typical BOSS!!  |
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11th March 2011, 00:30
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11th March 2011, 16:35
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11th March 2011, 16:41
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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14th March 2011, 08:46
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17th March 2011, 10:36
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Pics to make you laugh   Last edited by bblost : 17th March 2011 at 10:46. Reason: Removed one pic. Thanks. |
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17th March 2011, 17:28
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread ^ LOL! Don't know whether this is suitable for the thread but posting a funny Wifi name which popped up in the laptop  Last edited by clevermax : 17th March 2011 at 17:30. |
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17th March 2011, 20:26
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| Re: The Official Joke thread This happened during my First year of college: Our professor for Civil Engg had solved a problem on the board. He asked us to take that one. One of my friend (intelligent of the lot  ) had worked the problem himself but got a different answer.Here's how the conversation went between the professor and my friend (student). Student: Sir, i'm getting a different answer Professor: Is it? you used same formula? Student: Yes sir. Same formula and same steps sir. But Values i got in my final step is different than yours. Mine seems to be correct. Professor: (After going thru students steps/answer) What calculator you use? Student: Casio (showed it to the professor) Professor: (Truimphantly) Haanh... see i use BrandXXXX calculator. Answer varies from Calculator to Calculator. Student: ???????!!!@@@@ |
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17th March 2011, 20:35
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17th March 2011, 20:49
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| Re: The Official Joke thread It was our first year and Civil engg is must in our syllabus (I'm a Elec & Comm Engg). Needless to say, no one had doubts on his subjects from that moment!!! We had many more such nice quotes from him during that year, but i thought this would be the best of the lot and still remains green in our mind  |
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18th March 2011, 12:59
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18th March 2011, 14:59
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?' The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.' The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, ''You have exactly 1,586 sheep.' The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.' The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?' The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?' The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.' 'How did you know?' asks the young man. 'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. 'Firstly, you came here without being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business..... Now can I have my dog back?' PS: No offence meant for any auditors, got as a forward |
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18th March 2011, 15:12
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