The Official Joke thread

dar3dev|l · 28th April 2011, 15:05

A new and innovative way to start ur vehicle

YouTube - How to start a truck in West Bengal India

Jayabusa · 29th April 2011, 00:39

^^An indigenous and ingenious method, I'd say.

You can dhakka ishtart cars, but not trucks. Maybe hence....
But one ought to be very, very careful.

DSC.CUSTOMS · 2nd May 2011, 20:30

' Iski goli lagi uskae sir '

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BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 2nd May 2011, 20:43

So, finally, `rm -vf /bin/laden' worked, eh??

Too bad US did not use 'rm -Rvf`.

vivekiny2k · 2nd May 2011, 21:05

It's not just that.

YouTube - Fox 5 Reported Obama's Dead Not Osama

DSC.CUSTOMS · 2nd May 2011, 22:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

It's not just that.

Reported Obama's Dead Not Osama

There is one more .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oJ-g-nmaOI

..

silversteed · 3rd May 2011, 10:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

So, finally, `rm -vf /bin/laden' worked, eh??

Too bad US did not use 'rm -Rvf`.

If they'd used the -R option, there must be many of their 'friends' (and our foes) also getting "rm"ed

teknicsand · 3rd May 2011, 10:45

A few Osama jokes doing the rounds on Twitter about his death:

How was Osama found? He was using an iPhone!! (Read iPhone's recent tracking-privacy issues)

America's next top terrorist to start soon. Contestants can send in their entries to the FBI.

Digvijay Singh claims the RSS killed Osama not the US, demands a CBI inquiry!!

Yeddyurappa announces a 50x80 BDA plot for every member of the US special forces.

Osama didn't die, he just had an outer body experience!!

Bin Laden was living in a large home in the suburbs with a wife about half his age. So basically, Bin Laden was living the American dream.

Now that Osama is Dead, can i travel with 125ml of shampoo?

"24" gets canceled and all of a sudden Osama Bin Laden dies. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously this was the work of Jack Bauer

R.I.P Osama Bin Laden - World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 - 2011)

Had ObL been slain in India, Teesta would scream 'false encounter'; SC would set up SIT; Arundhati would pen 20,000-word essay for Outlook.

Here's some more Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death

maddy42 · 3rd May 2011, 12:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by teknicsand

Digvijay Singh claims the RSS killed Osama not the US, demands a CBI inquiry!!

Yeddyurappa announces a 50x80 BDA plot for every member of the US special forces.

"24" gets canceled and all of a sudden Osama Bin Laden dies. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously this was the work of Jack Bauer

Had ObL been slain in India, Teesta would scream 'false encounter'; SC would set up SIT; Arundhati would pen 20,000-word essay for Outlook.

Here's some more Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death

The best i read was "Crazy the things americans can do when the PS2 was down

"

Good Riddance

mandyrana · 4th May 2011, 13:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar3dev|l

A new and innovative way to start ur vehicle

This I have seen at many places, when vehicle is big and loaded and can't be pushed, this is best way to start.

Jayabusa · 4th May 2011, 17:12

Came across this today. Felt like sharing.

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prateekm · 5th May 2011, 03:57

And this is how Bin Laden got caught

Another one:

speedmiester · 5th May 2011, 15:12

We are currently looking for senior professionals for a leading multi national organisation with operations in most countries around the world.
The following position is vacant in wake of the recent events.

Title: C.E.O
Organisation: Al-Qaida
Location: Pakistan ISI Safehouses
Renumeration: Depends on US Aid to Pakistan

Email your profiles with your picture to HR@al-qaida.com

P.S: Special preference will be given to candidates who are ready to blow themselves up.

Tejas@perioimpl · 5th May 2011, 15:55

"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." –David Letterman

sreepy · 5th May 2011, 15:57

No one is safe in Pakistan, not even Osama Bin Laden. But everyone is safe in Hindustan, even Ajmal Kasab.

Got this as an sms forward, pretty funny and true too.

29th April 2011, 00:39	#4802
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,447 Thanked: 70 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^An indigenous and ingenious method, I'd say. You can dhakka ishtart cars, but not trucks. Maybe hence.... But one ought to be very, very careful.

2nd May 2011, 20:30	#4803
DSC.CUSTOMS BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Patiala,Chandigarh Posts: 179 Thanked: 12 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ' Iski goli lagi uskae sir '

2nd May 2011, 20:43	#4804
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,540 Thanked: 758 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread So, finally, `rm -vf /bin/laden' worked, eh?? Too bad US did not use 'rm -Rvf`.

3rd May 2011, 10:45	#4808
teknicsand BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 89 Thanked: 78 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A few Osama jokes doing the rounds on Twitter about his death: How was Osama found? He was using an iPhone!! (Read iPhone's recent tracking-privacy issues) America's next top terrorist to start soon. Contestants can send in their entries to the FBI. Digvijay Singh claims the RSS killed Osama not the US, demands a CBI inquiry!! Yeddyurappa announces a 50x80 BDA plot for every member of the US special forces. Osama didn't die, he just had an outer body experience!! Bin Laden was living in a large home in the suburbs with a wife about half his age. So basically, Bin Laden was living the American dream. Now that Osama is Dead, can i travel with 125ml of shampoo? "24" gets canceled and all of a sudden Osama Bin Laden dies. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously this was the work of Jack Bauer R.I.P Osama Bin Laden - World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 - 2011) Had ObL been slain in India, Teesta would scream 'false encounter'; SC would set up SIT; Arundhati would pen 20,000-word essay for Outlook. Here's some more Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death

4th May 2011, 17:12	#4811
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,447 Thanked: 70 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Came across this today. Felt like sharing. S&M: Sheila vs Munni ! « The Thoughtcrime

5th May 2011, 03:57	#4812
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 789 Thanked: 555 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread And this is how Bin Laden got caught Another one: Last edited by prateekm : 5th May 2011 at 04:18.

5th May 2011, 15:12	#4813
speedmiester Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 2,453 Thanked: 6,988 Times	CEO required for a leading organisation We are currently looking for senior professionals for a leading multi national organisation with operations in most countries around the world. The following position is vacant in wake of the recent events. Title: C.E.O Organisation: Al-Qaida Location: Pakistan ISI Safehouses Renumeration: Depends on US Aid to Pakistan Email your profiles with your picture to HR@al-qaida.com P.S: Special preference will be given to candidates who are ready to blow themselves up.

5th May 2011, 15:55	#4814
Tejas@perioimpl Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 4,430 Thanked: 9,764 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread "Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." –David Letterman

5th May 2011, 15:57	#4815
sreepy Newbie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 23 Thanked: 13 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread No one is safe in Pakistan, not even Osama Bin Laden. But everyone is safe in Hindustan, even Ajmal Kasab. Got this as an sms forward, pretty funny and true too.