The Official Joke thread

porsche_guy · 13th September 2019, 22:09

Seems like Renault is trolling themselves

A disgruntled PR employee or just a stupid one, I don't know.

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(Source: Twitter)

thorque · 14th September 2019, 01:44

When you're in the market for a post natal abortion

thorque · 14th September 2019, 02:31

Bwahahahaha..minimum(understanding of)physics,maximum filicide

locusjag · 14th September 2019, 10:10

At a time when the dreaded words "Me too" is putting people out of work and in jail at times, here be one brave entrepreneur who makes money off of it!

Ladies and gents, presenting to you, "Me too" Halwa!

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TorqueyTechie · 14th September 2019, 16:05

Got this as a whatsapp forward.

thorque · 14th September 2019, 16:55

1.Optically disillusioned
2.Curt with a dark shade of wry
3.Cheeky buttload of innuendo

thorque · 16th September 2019, 08:47

1.This when Dorian was trending😂
2.

3.Go figure
4.Remember him?😅😂😂

gkveda · 20th September 2019, 09:45

I was going through one of the threads in Team BHP and this joke flashed. And I think this is true also.

The best way to decide on which car to purchase is,
1. See the number of pages the car has been discussed by Team BHPians. If you are not able to decide, Go to step 2
2. See how frequently the thread comes up on Most recent threads.

Total number of pages of the thread and frequency of thread coming up on Most recent topics are the two best deciding factors for purchasing a new car. No need to read any other reviews

procrastinator · 23rd September 2019, 20:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by gkveda

I was going through one of the threads in Team BHP and this joke flashed. And I think this is true also.

The best way to decide on which car to purchase is,
1. See the number of pages the car has been discussed by Team BHPians. If you are not able to decide, Go to step 2
2. See how frequently the thread comes up on Most recent threads.

Total number of pages of the thread and frequency of thread coming up on Most recent topics are the two best deciding factors for purchasing a new car. No need to read any other reviews

Thanks for the tip

Mods: please delete if it has been already posted.

When someone mis heard the requirement

YashD · 24th September 2019, 01:54

This had me in splits!

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BenjiRoss · 28th September 2019, 16:15

This WhatsApp themed World Leaders Group discussion is terrific. It is attributed to Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky during an evening function at the 16th annual Yalta European Strategy meeting this month. Absolutely hilarious. Don't miss the "Finland is typing" and America " Sorry, wrong group" posts!!

https://youtu.be/GWa0ZwqFZAM

1self · 30th September 2019, 14:30

Says it all

1self · 3rd October 2019, 14:51

LOL!! Motorboat engine & it bloody works!!

GrandTourer · 3rd October 2019, 19:18

Nothing to see here. Just a Skoda doing its thing.

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And yes, 40 shades for 299.... Grab them now!

IndigoXLGrandDi · 4th October 2019, 14:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrandTourer

Attachment 1920101
And yes, 40 shades for 299.... Grab them now!

Sir,
The Price Rs. 299/- is for Single Shade and not for 40.

13th September 2019, 22:09	#10246
porsche_guy BHPian Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: GJ06<=>GJ01 Posts: 932 Thanked: 3,274 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Seems like Renault is trolling themselves A disgruntled PR employee or just a stupid one, I don't know. (Source: Twitter)

14th September 2019, 01:44	#10247
thorque BHPian Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 44 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread When you're in the market for a post natal abortion Attached Thumbnails

14th September 2019, 02:31	#10248
thorque BHPian Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 44 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Bwahahahaha..minimum(understanding of)physics,maximum filicide Attached Thumbnails

14th September 2019, 10:10	#10249
locusjag Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Chennai Posts: 1,912 Thanked: 9,162 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread At a time when the dreaded words "Me too" is putting people out of work and in jail at times, here be one brave entrepreneur who makes money off of it! Ladies and gents, presenting to you, "Me too" Halwa!

14th September 2019, 16:05	#10250
TorqueyTechie Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,131 Thanked: 2,431 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this as a whatsapp forward. Attached Thumbnails

14th September 2019, 16:55	#10251
thorque BHPian Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 44 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 1.Optically disillusioned 2.Curt with a dark shade of wry 3.Cheeky buttload of innuendo Attached Thumbnails

16th September 2019, 08:47	#10252
thorque BHPian Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 44 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 1.This when Dorian was trending😂 2. 3.Go figure 4.Remember him?😅😂😂 Attached Thumbnails

20th September 2019, 09:45	#10253
gkveda Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,154 Thanked: 4,763 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I was going through one of the threads in Team BHP and this joke flashed. And I think this is true also. The best way to decide on which car to purchase is, 1. See the number of pages the car has been discussed by Team BHPians. If you are not able to decide, Go to step 2 2. See how frequently the thread comes up on Most recent threads. Total number of pages of the thread and frequency of thread coming up on Most recent topics are the two best deciding factors for purchasing a new car. No need to read any other reviews Last edited by gkveda : 20th September 2019 at 09:46.

24th September 2019, 01:54	#10255
YashD BHPian Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Kolkata Posts: 555 Thanked: 1,031 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This had me in splits!

30th September 2019, 14:30	#10257
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Says it all Attached Thumbnails

3rd October 2019, 14:51	#10258
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread LOL!! Motorboat engine & it bloody works!! Attached Thumbnails

3rd October 2019, 19:18	#10259
GrandTourer BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Bangalore Posts: 434 Thanked: 1,499 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Nothing to see here. Just a Skoda doing its thing. And yes, 40 shades for 299.... Grab them now!