[iceman91]

akshay, only you picked up on it!!!!

Do not give the BF the car. cost you a new bonnet and bumper. latest experience.

[jkdas]

And the Russell Peter award goes to iceman91 ! lol

mcl lace eh?

vid: "Got a new bonnet as there were 2 round depressions on the bonnet."

That should be a rare donkey. Donkey with a nice pair of ... . No wonder your driver lost control.

[vikram_d]

Originally Posted by iceman91

Do not give the BF the car. cost you a new bonnet and bumper. latest experience.

And we get blamed for putting up your personal life on this thread.

Good one JK.

[Vid6639]

Originally Posted by iceman91

Do not give the BF the car. cost you a new bonnet and bumper. latest experience.

Please tell me you meant GF and not BF.

[vikram_d]

Originally Posted by vid6639

Please tell me you meant GF and not BF.

I think he meant the BF of the girl you are hitting on.

Edit: I don't mean you Viddy. You don't hit on anything.

[iceman91]

Arre vikram, man that was one saturday night!!!
Kabhi nahin for a while at least

Viddy trust me I mean BF. GF was preoccupied.

[hrag]

Originally Posted by iceman91

Do not I repeat do not ask for the girls number in the passenger seat of the neighbouring car. (experience)

And while at this, do not imitate Chamarajpet Charles talking about land in Bangalore
"Nice piece of real estate you got there, Suzie"

[vikram_d]

Originally Posted by hrag

And while at this, do not imitate Chamarajpet Charles talking about land in Bangalore
"Nice piece of real estate you got there, Suzie"

Excellent one Hrishi.

[amtak]

Originally Posted by Samurai

I need to add one from my experience.

Do not try resetting the trip meter by putting your hand through the steering wheel, especially while turning.

Many years ago I was driving home for lunch and turned left into the main road in a long smooth curve. Through the steering wheel I saw that I hadn't reset the trip meter after the morning fueling. Without a second thought my right hand flew in through the steering wheel to reset the meter. A second later the car reached the main road and the left hand released the steering wheel, which got jammed in place upon hitting my right hand.

The car continued to turn left. By the time I recovered and stopped, I was parked in 90 degree to oncoming traffic on the left side. God bless the deserted wide roads of US, I got out of it without any damage or penalty.

Same thing had happened with me in Kalina Mumbai. For a change, the BEST bus stopped in time, else I wouldn't have been typing this.

[iceman91]

Hrishi that is hilarious nice one!!!

[hrag]

Who kissed PP?
At Least I Dint Kiss PP!!!!!!

Man, this must have been Katy Perry's inspiration:

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

When you're driving, make sure the only PP you're thinking of is a Michelin

[khan_sultan]

Ok, here is my list -- if you have a GRPS/web enabled phone:

• Do not try to browse T-BHP

• Do not try to post a reply to a thread

• Even if you do the 2 above, DO NOT, even think of reading the 'dung attack' thread.

Cheers,

[vikram_d]

Originally Posted by khan_sultan

[*]Even if you do the 2 above, DO NOT, even think of reading the 'dung attack' thread.[/list]Cheers,

Sadly that thread is no more. :(

[anujmishra]

Here is my DO NOT's for ladies drivers

1. Do not put lipstick while driving for ongoing party or meet or shopping.

2. Do not comb hair while driving by looking into IRVM for the same party or meet or shopping.

3. Do not try to recall ATM/Debit card pin number when approaching to an ATM. This could be disastrous.

4. Do not switch on AC when half of the rear seat windows/passenger window are/is open. and then complain to A S S that AC is not cooling enough during hot summer.

5. Do not take breakfast while driving in the morning office time. (This I had witness many times in IRR, Bangalore)

[gd1418]

How come I missed this thread. Thanks Prajesh for sending me the link....

One more "what not to do"

Don't pass wind while overtaking...