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In most US schools, when a kid makes it to honor roll, the school hands out a bumper sticker to the parents that says My Son is a Honor Student in XXX School.
Therefore it is quite common to see this sticker on lots of cars and mom-wagons (read Minivan).
However, once I saw this bumper sticker on a pickup truck that said My son beat up your Honor Student. lol:
the 1st sticker i had read "Heaven does not want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over" now this was in the 70s and those of you who can remember that far will remember there was this club (we used to call them bars then) in Mumbai (ok Bombay) called Hell. Hell's coasters read "This coaster is stolen from Hell". Since then at one time or ther other I have always had 1 or 2 stickers on my car if only to be able to tell my car from others. However my wife put a stop to that after our son came.
"bacdafucup" :) ..............
from a car in my company
"Driver carries no cash, he is married"
my own thoughts on bumper stickers.
"don't rush, God can wait"
this one i though of taking inspiration from HIT
Kyunki yeh road meri hai :D
Saw one in Gurgaon, on the back of one of those huge car carriers coming out of Maruti Udyog:
"Maaf karna. kad zara lamba hai."
DONT FOLLOW ME,I'M LOST TOO...well. i've got a printed shirt with that slogan
NICE ONES MAN, TOO KOOL!!
Saw this bumper sticker on a car "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me", it was very funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steeroid If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
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STEERIOD JUST WANNA UPGRADE YOUR QUOTE
"If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE"
this is actually If you can read this, You're ****IN too close"
hahaha
My Fvt
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!
I am going to put this on my wagonR..
"Maaf karna SLK bhenji, aap dikhi hi nahi!.."
LOL!!
Gr8 stuff man :)
Oh man I had read "Attitude Overdose" on an old, tattered light blue Fiat Uno...that was it, I ripped all my stickers off my car!!!
Otherwise, 1) "Dont peep in, your daughter might be in."
2) "My nuts are made of titanium"
3) "Mein bhooth hoon"...what the hell is that?????????
4) "Crower camera's"....guess he forgot it was cams!!!!
5) "Im world a champ in pocket billiards"...huh!!!limit!!!
6) "Ive forgotten driving, help, any chicks around??"
7) "Katrina Kaif is my........"
8) "God is on my side"...on a bajaj scooter.
9) "Time to go home, fu** off"........on a sierra.
LOL really neat ones....
some of my personal favorites:
1. Keep Honking... I'm reloading... (my shotgun)
2. If you can read this... I CAN SLAM MY BRAKES AND SUE YOU...
3. Honk if parts are falling off.
4. Horny ok please
5. WARNING! Driver carries only ammuntion.
6. Politicians and diapers are very similar. They need to change often and for the same reasons.
7. Caution! Blond thinking....
8. Boldly going nowhere.
9. You're not the only one lost.
10. Flying low!!!
Like them? lemme know guys...
Ones that i liked...
Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters
CAUTION! - I drive just like you!
Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out ---> I certainly would not have this one on my car lest some jack@$$ does mess with my car.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember ****)
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
Thanks to you all.
I read on one of the members signature some qoute like "your nobody until you make it to my phonebook" or something like that. I am not quite getting the words right, it was worded better.
The funniest i had seen was this huge sticker " I LOVE MY CAT !! " on the bumper of a Female desi coleague in the US. Everyone in the office used to laugh at her car....the poor girl never realised why.. rl:
>chaxy
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