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freakr 23rd April 2005 00:55

Pics of Weird, Wacky & Funny stickers / badges on cars / bikes
 
some funny bumper stickers...hope u like them..

Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car

Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer

Do not start with me. You will not win.

Do not wash. Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.

Can't stop now. On my way to hell.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it!

CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters

CAUTION! - I drive just like you!

Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out.

Amateur Rocket Scientist: My other vehicle is in orbit.

Back up off my bumper, it's a letal weapon

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

Think this looks bad? You should see the front.

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME

So many pedestrians. So little time!

Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most

Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!

It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!

If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.

If everything is co[/b]ming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember ****)

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?


I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's
starting to smell

I don't care, I don't have to.

I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.

I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.


I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!

Horn Broken Watch for Finger

I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.


I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

I'm only driving this way to piss you off.

Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?

Cover me! I'm changing lanes.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

Answer my prayer -- steal this car
.

As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

SLK 23rd April 2005 01:25

ok good ones.... my favorite has to be "Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out."

tsk1979 23rd April 2005 02:04

Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer

LOL. happened once. I was in the shotgun seat and drinking a 330ml bottle when the pilot decided to take of on a fresh new huge unpainted launching pad on Outer Ring road near Intel(Bangalore)

gr8guzzler 23rd April 2005 03:00

really funny dude.....lol.....wish I had a stciker factory...wud have used one for each day....

Cheers!!!

khanak 23rd April 2005 03:18

I saw this one tht said "Is there life beyond Disney Land"

and

"You drive a what ? Ha ha aha ha ha ha ha h a"

kpzen 23rd April 2005 09:06

Real funny stuff....BUT......many of them will err up drivers for a race...
My fav :"Believe in life after death......."

iceman91 23rd April 2005 10:16

lol...kool stuff. some are really goood

nishant_kingpin 23rd April 2005 10:46

Cool...really never had the opportunity to look at so many of them together.

Personal favorite..."If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!"

vivaid 23rd April 2005 13:09

how bout this one :

Caution : Handicapped Driver : BLIND....


wierd aint it!!

cheers

gamerno1 23rd April 2005 13:30

lol. some nice ones up there.
my favorite : I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
lol:

jesal 23rd April 2005 13:58

hehe these are nice, any idea where we can get these stuff in real sticker prints. would like some

iceman91 23rd April 2005 14:29

can go to any dtp guy who has a plotter. he will do it for you.

normally_crazy 23rd April 2005 14:50

saw a sticker yesterday ..

CAUTION : Driver used to broadband speeds

Was a Tata Indicom Ad.

speedsatya 23rd April 2005 15:11

i know i am slow ,but how come you are still behind me

Steeroid 23rd April 2005 16:50

If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE


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