Pics of Weird, Wacky & Funny stickers / badges on cars / bikes

navin · 31st March 2006, 12:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by S@~+#0$#

2) I saw this in a public bus in Melbourne "These poles are meant for your safety. So ladies please refrain from dancing".

That is a public service message.

vRS · 31st March 2006, 12:20

Sticker seen on the back of a slow moving vintage car :

"I may be slow....but i'm still ahead of you"

ksethuram · 31st March 2006, 18:04

This is what was written at the back of HH Passion ridden by a teen aged boy

"Mom says don't Talk to girls"

pdev29 · 31st March 2006, 20:22

If you dont care where you are , you aint lost!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink Drive and Go to Jail........
Licence to Kill
this is pretty old one Catch me if you can
Lick my dust
Speed demon tuning
the more i know about woman the more i like my dog
earth first,, we will screw other planets later
it was on a jacket " if you can read this the bitch is fell of"

some more to come

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neoranjit · 31st March 2006, 20:45

Not a sticker actually... but a good one..

" save water.. take a bath with your neighbor's daughter. "

mahadev_kc · 5th January 2007, 09:22

This is what I saw on the dicky of a car and couldn't stop laughing. Even this is also true with me too, as I don't know where all the money goes.

So, all bhpians, if you see any humorous statements that were putup on a car, please share it all and we will not stop laughing...

faithless_1984 · 5th January 2007, 10:15

nice thread i was thinking about starting such a thread but then i got confused wether this should go in the `weird and wacky thread` but am glad someone started it.!

few more things you can add here

.only post original statements not your own (read made up)
.try to post a pic if possible (uuum but then they should go in the weird and wacky thread hummmm)

i have seen many weird/hilarious/dumb etc etc statements put up on cars so if this thread is not closed or moved will post them (if i am able to recall them)
also the title of the thread is confusing and many will not understand what this thread is all about so i hope the mods change the title to something like
`weird and wacky statements` or `funny graffiti on cars`

cheers
faithless

esteem_lover · 5th January 2007, 11:29

I had a couple of signs that said ' Caution : Driver Asleep' & ' My wife's in the boot'

faithless_1984 · 5th January 2007, 12:24

see i knew it would be moved to an existing thread.

well here are some i have seen/read

.yehi hai right choice BIWI (800)
.mr.cool waiting for his miss hot (am not kidding guys) (indica)
.guns and gutts belong to jatts (`no offence to any community/cast`) (skoda)
.boom boom man (santro)

cheers
faithless

rjstyles69 · 5th January 2007, 13:44

During my college days , had this sticker on my helmet which read
" I Brake only for 2 B's , BABES and BEER "

iraghava · 5th January 2007, 14:21

Well I can claim to have seen the best one (actually applied it on my friend's car myself!!!!!)

"I Love PORN, it's cheaper than Dating!!!"

And another good one is illustrated here:

nosfreak · 5th January 2007, 19:31

"Caution : Sidewalk driver"
"Loud music listener inside, only Finger actions shown"
In a brown color Ambassador bumper sticker "I have Porsche at home"

hellspawn · 5th January 2007, 22:49

@ishan:uh ohh.... i hope you dont enrage the fat one....

X-Machine · 12th January 2007, 19:30

And this is the sole reason why.....

Im sure all you guys are thinking the same now.

X

theMAG · 12th January 2007, 19:39

Nice! Should this be under the Jokes thread, tho?

31st March 2006, 12:20	#92
vRS BHPian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 32 Thanked: 0 Times	Sticker seen on the back of a slow moving vintage car : "I may be slow....but i'm still ahead of you"
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31st March 2006, 18:04	#93
ksethuram BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Chennai , London (now) Posts: 233 Thanked: Once	This is what was written at the back of HH Passion ridden by a teen aged boy "Mom says don't Talk to girls"
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31st March 2006, 20:22	#94
pdev29 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,039 Thanked: 289 Times View My Garage	If you dont care where you are , you aint lost!!!!!!!!!!!! Drink Drive and Go to Jail........ Licence to Kill this is pretty old one Catch me if you can Lick my dust Speed demon tuning the more i know about woman the more i like my dog earth first,, we will screw other planets later it was on a jacket " if you can read this the bitch is fell of" some more to come Note from Support Staff: Post edited.Foul language and use of abusive words is STRICTLY prohibited. Last edited by normally_crazy : 1st April 2006 at 19:18.
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31st March 2006, 20:45	#95
neoranjit BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chennai Posts: 588 Thanked: 196 Times View My Garage	Not a sticker actually... but a good one.. " save water.. take a bath with your neighbor's daughter. "
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5th January 2007, 09:22	#96
mahadev_kc BHPian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 328 Thanked: 48 Times View My Garage	Driver Carries No Cash!! He's Married This is what I saw on the dicky of a car and couldn't stop laughing. Even this is also true with me too, as I don't know where all the money goes. So, all bhpians, if you see any humorous statements that were putup on a car, please share it all and we will not stop laughing...
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5th January 2007, 10:15	#97
faithless_1984 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Delhi Posts: 1,575 Thanked: 328 Times View My Garage	nice thread i was thinking about starting such a thread but then i got confused wether this should go in the `weird and wacky thread` but am glad someone started it.! few more things you can add here .only post original statements not your own (read made up) .try to post a pic if possible (uuum but then they should go in the weird and wacky thread hummmm) i have seen many weird/hilarious/dumb etc etc statements put up on cars so if this thread is not closed or moved will post them (if i am able to recall them) also the title of the thread is confusing and many will not understand what this thread is all about so i hope the mods change the title to something like `weird and wacky statements` or `funny graffiti on cars` cheers faithless Last edited by faithless_1984 : 5th January 2007 at 10:19.
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5th January 2007, 11:29	#98
esteem_lover Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Madras/Py Posts: 7,556 Thanked: 513 Times View My Garage	I had a couple of signs that said ' Caution : Driver Asleep' & ' My wife's in the boot'
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5th January 2007, 12:24	#99
faithless_1984 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Delhi Posts: 1,575 Thanked: 328 Times View My Garage	see i knew it would be moved to an existing thread. well here are some i have seen/read .yehi hai right choice BIWI (800) .mr.cool waiting for his miss hot (am not kidding guys) (indica) .guns and gutts belong to jatts (`no offence to any community/cast`) (skoda) .boom boom man (santro) cheers faithless Last edited by faithless_1984 : 5th January 2007 at 12:35.
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5th January 2007, 13:44	#100
rjstyles69 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bengalooru.. Posts: 4,343 Thanked: 845 Times View My Garage	During my college days , had this sticker on my helmet which read " I Brake only for 2 B's , BABES and BEER "
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5th January 2007, 14:21	#101
iraghava Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bhaiyyaland Posts: 7,993 Thanked: 281 Times View My Garage	Well I can claim to have seen the best one (actually applied it on my friend's car myself!!!!!) "I Love PORN, it's cheaper than Dating!!!" And another good one is illustrated here: Last edited by adya33 : 5th January 2007 at 17:49.
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5th January 2007, 19:31	#102
nosfreak BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hyd Posts: 265 Thanked: 28 Times View My Garage	"Caution : Sidewalk driver" "Loud music listener inside, only Finger actions shown" In a brown color Ambassador bumper sticker "I have Porsche at home"
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5th January 2007, 22:49	#103
hellspawn Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: noida Posts: 1,686 Thanked: 9 Times View My Garage Infractions: 0/1 (10)	@ishan:uh ohh.... i hope you dont enrage the fat one....
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12th January 2007, 19:30	#104
X-Machine Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mumbai/Tokyo Posts: 1,475 Thanked: 29 Times	I respect this Swift..... And this is the sole reason why..... Im sure all you guys are thinking the same now. X
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12th January 2007, 19:39	#105
theMAG Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Avon, CT Posts: 7,196 Thanked: 1,823 Times View My Garage	Nice! Should this be under the Jokes thread, tho?
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