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Old 31st March 2006, 12:05   #91
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2) I saw this in a public bus in Melbourne "These poles are meant for your safety. So ladies please refrain from dancing".
That is a public service message.
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Old 31st March 2006, 12:20   #92
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Sticker seen on the back of a slow moving vintage car :

"I may be slow....but i'm still ahead of you"
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Old 31st March 2006, 18:04   #93
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This is what was written at the back of HH Passion ridden by a teen aged boy

"Mom says don't Talk to girls"
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Old 31st March 2006, 20:22   #94
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If you dont care where you are , you aint lost!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink Drive and Go to Jail........
Licence to Kill
this is pretty old one Catch me if you can
Lick my dust
Speed demon tuning
the more i know about woman the more i like my dog
earth first,, we will screw other planets later
it was on a jacket " if you can read this the bitch is fell of"



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Old 31st March 2006, 20:45   #95
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Not a sticker actually... but a good one..

" save water.. take a bath with your neighbor's daughter. "

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Old 5th January 2007, 09:22   #96
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Default Driver Carries No Cash!! He's Married

This is what I saw on the dicky of a car and couldn't stop laughing. Even this is also true with me too, as I don't know where all the money goes.

So, all bhpians, if you see any humorous statements that were putup on a car, please share it all and we will not stop laughing...
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Old 5th January 2007, 10:15   #97
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nice thread i was thinking about starting such a thread but then i got confused wether this should go in the `weird and wacky thread` but am glad someone started it.!

few more things you can add here

.only post original statements not your own (read made up)
.try to post a pic if possible (uuum but then they should go in the weird and wacky thread hummmm)

i have seen many weird/hilarious/dumb etc etc statements put up on cars so if this thread is not closed or moved will post them (if i am able to recall them)
also the title of the thread is confusing and many will not understand what this thread is all about so i hope the mods change the title to something like
`weird and wacky statements` or `funny graffiti on cars`



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Old 5th January 2007, 11:29   #98
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I had a couple of signs that said ' Caution : Driver Asleep' & ' My wife's in the boot'
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Old 5th January 2007, 12:24   #99
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see i knew it would be moved to an existing thread.

well here are some i have seen/read

.yehi hai right choice BIWI (800)
.mr.cool waiting for his miss hot (am not kidding guys) (indica)
.guns and gutts belong to jatts (`no offence to any community/cast`) (skoda)
.boom boom man (santro)



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Old 5th January 2007, 13:44   #100
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During my college days , had this sticker on my helmet which read
" I Brake only for 2 B's , BABES and BEER "
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Old 5th January 2007, 14:21   #101
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Well I can claim to have seen the best one (actually applied it on my friend's car myself!!!!!)

"I Love PORN, it's cheaper than Dating!!!"

And another good one is illustrated here:

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Old 5th January 2007, 19:31   #102
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"Caution : Sidewalk driver"
"Loud music listener inside, only Finger actions shown"
In a brown color Ambassador bumper sticker "I have Porsche at home"
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Old 5th January 2007, 22:49   #103
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@ishan:uh ohh.... i hope you dont enrage the fat one....
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Old 12th January 2007, 19:30   #104
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Default I respect this Swift.....

And this is the sole reason why.....



Im sure all you guys are thinking the same now.

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Old 12th January 2007, 19:39   #105
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Nice! Should this be under the Jokes thread, tho?
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