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Originally Posted by condor (Post 511796)

Technology on street.. A techie using his laptop to transfer funds for a penalty near Trinity Circle in Bangalore on Tuesday....

Hahahaha!!! This picture is AWESOME!

It looks like one very content ported_head on his laptop. lol

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Originally Posted by Rehaan (Post 512361)

It looks like one very content ported_head on his laptop. lol

DAMN!!!!! You're right Rehaan it certainly does look like him!!! rl: rl: Visiting Bangalore nowadays eh, Porty!

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Originally Posted by v1p3r (Post 512122)

You forgot the coupla guys who go around claiming that their Italian-made 60W bulbs are better built than regular 100W bulbs. Just kidding, this IS the joke thread!

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Originally Posted by 1100D (Post 512123)

Yeah but it would be a different story if it is found that, the Italian Made 60 watt bulbs consume more electricity than the regular 100 watt ones. (Weight of the Glass being the issue)

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Originally Posted by msdivy (Post 512146)

Also, the Italian bulbs when switched off, makes an 'assuring thud' sound !

Certain VTEC bulbs gives extreme pleasure to the owners who switch them on and sit under them.

Though CFL bulbs sell in large numbers, there are look down upon by forum members saying that its not powerful enough, or they are grossly over-priced.

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Originally Posted by esteem_lover (Post 512157)

Add to that the guys who swear that their experiments with using boric acid inside the bulbs for better brightness & a longer life & also the guys who want to run the bulb on LPG.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha that was even better ROFLMAO rl: rl:

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Originally Posted by Note from Mods

Note from Mod - Hi condor, i was informed this picture is from a publication? If so, please do provide a link. Thanks

Got this as a mail forward. Not aware of this being in any publication.

Ok Guys I'm gonna get beaten up for these sad PJ's:

What would do you call Mr. Bean when he's sleeping?
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Soya Bean!!

Looks like people are yet to recover from that one. No abuses yet surprisingly. Ok so here's another one.

What is the name of the person who can shake the moon?
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Chandrashekar!!!!

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Originally Posted by vid6639 (Post 513119)

Ok Guys I'm gonna get beaten up for these sad PJ's:

What would do you call Mr. Bean when he's sleeping?
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Soya Bean!!

got the moonshaker, but did not get this one. can you help ? :)

Vid, people are waiting for the next meet - to take it all at once.

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Originally Posted by 1100D (Post 512123)

Yeah but it would be a different story if it is found that, the Italian Made 60 watt bulbs consume more electricity than the regular 100 watt ones. (Weight of the Glass being the issue)

Well you have to give up something for the tank like build of the italian made 60W bulbs :p

If you drop a bulb, it shatters. It doesn't thud, or slam, or anything. And the funny part is, the 60W bulbs aren't really much cheaper than their 100W brethren.

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Originally Posted by v1p3r (Post 513310)

If you drop a bulb, it shatters. It doesn't thud, or slam, or anything. And the funny part is, the 60W bulbs aren't really much cheaper than their 100W brethren.

Are you talking about the italian bulb or the japanese bulb ? ;)

Any bulb shatters. What matters with a bulb is how bright it shines, how easily it is available, and how much or little power it consumes. :D

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Originally Posted by v1p3r (Post 513310)

If you drop a bulb, it shatters. It doesn't thud, or slam, or anything. And the funny part is, the 60W bulbs aren't really much cheaper than their 100W brethren.

Some bulbs are considered too bright for their own safety especially if the build quality does not match the brightness & the amount of heat it can generate.

stupid: damn this topic

Everyone is talking about Bulbs, what about the Electricity, Premium anyone?

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Originally Posted by 1100D (Post 513328)

Everyone is talking about Bulbs, what about the Electricity, Premium anyone?

Mumbaikars have already reported an increase in their Electricity bills. Which bulbs can we attribute this to? :p

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Originally Posted by benbsb29 (Post 513535)

..Which bulbs can we attribute this to? :p

Zero-candle bulbs, of course