Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl (Post 2556624)

"Dear students, we have now given you the best of knowledge and taught you'll to use cutting edge equipment. It is now upto you to make good use of this knowledge, the court is in your balls! Thank you"

Originally Posted by Warwithwheels (Post 2556451)

Source: JPR Jokes :)

Originally Posted by Kimified (Post 2556781)

Don't Condor me if it has been shared before. Saw it somewhere, thought ill share.

Originally Posted by _raVan_ (Post 2556921)

Another personal quote that I had put on my profile at the end of the Ganesh Chaturthi festival:

"Dear Ganpathi,

I am really sorry. Had it been in my power, I would have banned the pandals from playing Munni, Sheila and even Jalebi Bai. It was really grateful of you to sit there patiently and to not run and dive into the pond by yourself.

But you got to agree, it was kind of funny to watch those people dancing to those tunes in front of you! :D

This wont improve, see you next year :) "

Originally Posted by _raVan_ (Post 2556921)

"Dear Ganpathi, "

Originally Posted by avingodb (Post 2557022)

there was another similar joke that I read after Ganapati festival; that he is singing Dhinka Chika, Sheela, Munni, Singham and others after returning to his parents after the visarjan and Shankar and Parvati react by touching their forehead and saying "Oh God, its too difficult to send the young kinds alone"!

:D

Originally Posted by Scorcher (Post 2557092)

Did a bit of Googling on Jeppiaar and stumbled upon this video. He truly is a specimen :D
Jeppiaar Comedy Speech (Official) - YouTube

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Dedicated to all Mallus :uncontrol
<img src="http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=832555"/>
If you didn't get the last two lines,

..and asks "Where you're basically from?" (in Mallu)
The other candidate answers :"Pathanamthitta" (a district in Kerala) :D