Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by alstonlobo (Post 2805892)

While going through classifieds today, I came across the most sensible way to spend some loose change :D

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Oh and mind you, 'Serious Buyers Only' :uncontrol

I'm sure the Ad was put up by a disgruntled Wife or Girlfriend, who got fed up of a petrolhead!!

Best way to get even !!!

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Originally Posted by smsrini (Post 2809082)

I'm sure the Ad was put up by a disgruntled Wife or Girlfriend, who got fed up of a petrolhead!!

Best way to get even !!!

Oh well, then you got to see this ad clap:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2777577

Guys, want a passion plus which touches 90 easily and attains a top speed of 105? As a bonus you also get 'plushy seats'.
Here you go
Hero Honda Passion Plus 97cc.......................
Nothing against the site; it is a wonderful treasure of information. Just that I found this review funny. Just wonder what this person will write if he owned a Duke!

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Originally Posted by blue_pulsar (Post 2811923)

It also belongs to the sport category:)

And he bought the bike when he was in 8th. What sort of a moron would buy his 13yr old son a motorbike:Frustrati

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Originally Posted by sachinj12

It also belongs to the sport category:)

And he bought the bike when he was in 8th. What sort of a moron would buy his 13yr old son a motorbike:Frustrati

look at what he has written.
you think he was 13 in class 8?

A hindu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting "Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om."

Ambulance reaches his house.

Wife screams "Why did you not take him to the hospital?"

Doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

The biggest joke of all times if my wife asking me to do the sensible thing. :)

Just thought this up, while sitting in office looking at the pouring rain. Wondering how to cycle back home (18 kms).
I don't think my raincoat is gonna work.

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Originally Posted by bblost (Post 2812751)

Just thought this up, while sitting in office looking at the pouring rain. Wondering how to cycle back home (18 kms).
I don't think my raincoat is gonna work.

I did that once. I was saved from the rain but was drenched in my own sweat by the time I reached my destination.

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Originally Posted by bluevolt (Post 2813032)

How do you define women drivers? They are like stars in the sky...You can see them but they can't see you!rl:

and male drivers keep staring at those stars while driving..!!!!:D

Lot of women drivers wearing their cooling glasses.

We can see them(and they can see that too) but we cannot see whom they are seeing.

Came across this in stumble today - though this may not be a joke with many examples here in our forum itself :)
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A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
it is a major component in acid rain
it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
accidental inhalation can kill you
it contributes to erosion
it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

Forty-three (43) said yes,
six (6) were undecided,
and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.