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The reason behind the massive power grid failure in North India?
Rajnikanth was charging his mobile!:D

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Originally Posted by PPS (Post 2856618)
The reason behind the massive power grid failure in North India?
Rajnikanth was charging his mobile!:D

No... it was because of Sharad Power (Powar) withdrawing support.


... Rajni is respected up North, but, doesn't sell as musch as in South stupid:.

^^^ Seems its Rajani, no doubt, with a phone battery that needs immediate replacement.

Live: Half of India powerless; Northern, Eastern grids collapse - India News - IBNLive

He charged the phone yesterday, but, due to poor battery life he has to do it again, & we (up-north) are suffering.

Once Rajnikanth sent a non-veg joke to an innocent girl!

Today, that girl is known as 'Sunny Leone'.:uncontrol

found it on Facebook :D
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I am sure everyone would know Madhura Honey - the official Olympic Intruder. But it seems, its not the first time she did her trick... she has a history of intruding....

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Originally Posted by Archish (Post 2859316)
I am sure everyone would know Madhura Honey

Who doesn't :). The concern is nobody can identify rest of the folks she was marching with.

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 2825602)
Apparently, this is very well known, and also developed into a book.

This was improved by the famous Tamil writer.

" The last man on earth sat alone in a room with a sigh. The room was locked from outside by someone. "

How to know that a particular conference call is being conducted to give additional work?
Words used are usually 'team', 'us', 'we' :eek:
Though to be fair, in some cases, this is kindly rolled out to Rewards presentations also.

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Originally Posted by agbenny (Post 2859726)
This was improved by the famous Tamil writer.

" The last man on earth sat alone in a room with a sigh. The room was locked from outside by someone. "

aah, could be done by a monkey :)
Edit: a female one. just in case someone wants to challenge that!

In a bid to ramp up sales, Nissan India have decided to launch a stripped-down, bare-basic version of the Nissan Sunny diesel . They have apparently decided to name this variant as the Sunny - Leone edition.

Rohit Sharma went to a Maruti Suzuki Showroom and inquired about the mileage of Suzuki Kizashi with sarcastic intentions

Rohit Sharma: Kitna Deti Hai.
Car Salesman: Tere Se Zyada :p :D

The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea
what in the hell she was talking about ? the fridge works fine. !!!

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Originally Posted by GTO (Post 2845687)
NEW 8-SEATER MPV!!

Made in Taiwan.
Fresh air ventilation system.
One-wheel drive.
Economical 250 cc motor.
A bit tricky when cornering.
Easy entry and exit!

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Source : Email Forward

Instead of One-wheel drive, Sporty rear-wheel drive sounds better :D

First known picture of Micheal Phelps

Epic

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