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Originally Posted by anilisanil (Post 2689980)
So today, I happened to see this facilities guy doing his work while I was at mine. So I asked him why don't you spray air freshner. He non chalantly replies- Some one complained of severe head ache after spraying the freshner, so we are not spraying it anymore!

I would like to behead that guy who got head ache!

I have never complained, but I personally hate spray fragrances because of strong spike at every spray, and the chemical after taste. And I know many people can be allergic to citrus smells. The solution is to keep it clean, not mask it with a fragrance.

Saw this today on a friend's FB page today...

When times were bad my whole family and friends were right behind me and I could pass smiling all through it. Don't believe it? Let me show you my marriage album.

:uncontrol

Facebook poser by friend:

Question: I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Answer by anjanc_2007:Banks have crores of Non Performing Assets (NPA's) or bad loans. Here they want to tie pens to save a few rupees that are also NPA's or New Pens Absconding!!


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I am not kidding, this hit REAL close to home.....
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Somewhere in Noida.. a cute traffic cop manning the traffic !clap:

You know you're a petrolhead when your house looks like this ;)

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Originally Posted by karty_83 (Post 2685754)
A line that has destroyed many a boy's life : " Hey, she is looking at you !! "


CONDORED! :Shockked:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2602304


Cheers!
Irish :)

What my GF thinks I do ??????

Father : what's up son ?
Son : dad, do you believe in ghosts ?
Father : ofcourse not, ghosts do not exist !
Son : but the maid said there are ghosts here
Father : son, pack your things !
Son : but why ?
Father : We don't have a maid !!
:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by anilisanil (Post 2689980)
I would like to behead that guy who got head ache!

Why don't you target the guys who forget to flush first?

When she cooks, I like to walk up behind her in the kitchen, stroke her hair and whisper in her ear : "Let's order pizza." :D :D

There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."

"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?"

"Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66. How 'bout you?"

"Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too."

"Where'd you go to college?"

"Beloit, in Wisconsin."

"No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?"

"Kevin Sullivan dorm."

"Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ."

Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?"

Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing."


A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?"

Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again."


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Originally Posted by s@tan2s@int (Post 2690191)
Somewhere in Noida.. a cute traffic cop manning the traffic !clap:

So this is what it means when someone says, "traffic situation is going to the dogs!""

^^ Goes perfect with the sign written on the post - "Your safety is our concern!"


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