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Please remove if already posted.
From Facebook Wall!
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Yesterday it was Birthday of Rajnikant.
Found this on Facebook:
Dear Birthday,
Wish you a very happy Rajnikant.
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with sum one you don't want to be seen with
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Originally Posted by bluevolt
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Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with sum one you don't want to be seen with
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All these laws are different versions of Murphy's Laws. Suggest reading
this title.
I guess I won't be condor-ed this time. :ZZZ:
Viewers were allowed to vote for Man of the Match in AUS vs NZ Test series. If this happens in India, 99/100 times it would be Sachin Tendulkar, even if he isn't playing in that match! :p
Saw this pic in a friend's fb wall.
LOL, this would be the most inexpensive handsfree-cum-ear-warmer!
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Originally Posted by //M
(Post 2609945)
Saw this pic in a friend's fb wall.
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Originally Posted by Swanand Inamdar
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Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?
I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".
Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight.
P.S: All this is actually true.
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Thats why the TV should always be fit in the living room :D
There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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Originally Posted by maddy42
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Thats why the TV should always be fit in the living room :D
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Maddy, problem arises when, even after having 3 TV's in the house, you get to see none!
Anyways, all those that expressed concern over my wellbeing - A big Thankyou! Well, after a certain cold war for that day, all was back to normal. A Tissot did the magic ;). Now, sincerely hoping that my wife doesnt read this!
Few from my side:
Check the mouse:
Bell (Ghanta) engineer:
Warning!
Source: Facebook Accounts
Cheers!
Irish :)
Courtesy FAcebook...
Mr & Mrs. Klub Class :I Rule: :I Rule:
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