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What if Sonu Nigam names his son as "Nagar"?
His son's FULL name will be "Nagar Nigam" (Municipal Corporation).


Cheers!
Irish :)

Kolaveri Di comments section on Youtube

Person1: What is Shruti Hasan doing with the earphones on when she is not singing, why is she acting

Person2: Shruti Hasan is HOT. She can do What she wants!

Had me totally nodding my head in agreement.

A small yet very dangerous sentence which destroys so many innocent boys lives -

"Hey, she was staring at you!!"

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Irish :)

Finally he met someone who patiently listens to him! :uncontrol

Shruti Hasan's also had several plastic surgeries over the years! True story bro!

Thanks!!
I was wondering what was up with that caption, since you seemed to have forgotten the picture in the first posting!!
:)

Cant imagine what he would be discussing with him, though!!

Not even a patch on her mother when her mother was young.

TORQUE-king of the town.lol:

Real Life quotes:

A person known to me whose artery was blocked said "My artillery is blocked."

A bitch delivered puppies at a friend's house. The friend said " We have little, little dog children."

Another joke told by a friend:

In an Eastern state notorious for overloading passengers, an Ambassador taxi was challaned for carrying 24 passengers.The driver refused to pay any fine to the traffic official preferring to take the matter to court.
The judge asked him fine or no fine, Babua, just first tell me how you accommodated 24 passengers in an Ambassador? Chhow (6)+ Chhow + Chhow + Chhow
The taxi driver said , Your Honour, just come outside the court. I'll take 24 and also accommodate you as the 25th passenger.

We see "Maa Ki Dua" written only on trucks, buses and auto-rickshaws, because BMWs, Audis and Mercs are usually of "Baap Ka Paisa!" ;)

Thats so true! :uncontrol
Have seen an increasing number of young kids driving such high end cars.

A friend narrated a similar story of boys driving 2 Black BMWs on the highway at high speeds, one of them crashed, gets out out and ask the other "Aye bhai, tow-wale ko phone kar na"..

Dear Lord, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.

I don't get the joke?

Not exactly a joke.
A real scene that took place. (was in response to the above phrase by Scorcher, "Baap Ka paisa"). :)

Only Two Things Change A Woman's Mood:

1. I Love You!
2. 50% Discount!

Cheers!
Irish :)