Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

thanks for clarifying the "condored" concept. I had googled it a couple of times and there was no result. Moreover, I was scared of posing anything for the fear of being "condored" , more so since I did not know its consequences!

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'He broke my heart, and i broke his apple iphone 4G...'
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"Baaki tum khud hisab laga lo kon jyada roya hoga" :)

Santa raised his bat on 33 runs..!!

Dhoni: It's not 50 or 100 yet.

Santa: Tu chup kar 12th fail (shut up! you 12th fail), Only an engineer can understand the importance of passing marks!

Cheers!
Irish :)

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"Jhukta wahi hain jis mein jaan hoti hain. Akadna to murde ki pehchan hoti hain."
It is a quote in Hindi meaning "The person who bows has life (soul) within, the one who doesn't bow indicates he has a lifeless body."

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Originally Posted by anekho (Post 2612878)

Whenever someone posted a joke that had already been posted, he'd inform them of this and post a link to the post that originally had the joke.

He did it with diligence and precision, leaving no joke unscathed. People were being 'condored'!

He doesn't seem to do it much these days, but his legacy lives on :D

@Anekho, thanks !

While I did start it, fellow members did participate to help keep this thread & the jokes here fresh & clean.

Humor is serious business :)

Members who got "condored" also took things sportively, and also had a lil fun doing so.

I had not been able to spend much time here due to personal reasons, but will do as much as I can ..

I dont remember who coined the word "condored", but honestly, it did feel good to get a trade-mark.

Picture of a Government school classroom in Delhi. Dog is more interested to study than students.

Disclaimer - This is not a joke but joke of education in capital city.

Sometimes, women just cant help it, but express!!.. :D

The translation from Malayalam: Move near to me.. man!

'Nothing' can be charged!.

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to
add ‘e’ at the end of a word…

… “I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her__!…”

We can only hope for his best. :)

Courtesy: Hari

According to time, Vikarm and Betaal also got changed: