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The difference between a poultry farm and a Corporate is that, in the farm its the management who takes the "****"

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Originally Posted by Irish (Post 2624689)
No offense meant to any engineers. Also I hope that I am NOT condored on this one.

No offence taken by this engineer, and you are also not condored for this one.

But you are getting it for the prev one. :D

Check this post:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2498456


Remember - Search before you post !

last pic - Chicken store ad

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Originally Posted by mayankk

oh, so this:
नो पार्किंग

understood!
fuuny, yes, but not so much now, after all the "baal ki khaal",(post mortem (??) of the joke)

Yup . Any joke should be implicitly understood. A proper detailed explanation will take the fizz out :)

But, I should have probably explained it in the first post itself consideirng the larger audience. If I didn't know Kannada , even I would have never got the joke. My bad.

i will be happy to get condored...

sharing a joke from my friend's wall on FB

Quote:

Rajnikanth got selected for Roadies.

Next day, during vote out:

Rajnikanth: I am sorry Raghu, aapka Roadies ka safar yehin khatam hota hai :D

Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy?

Student: Google is a Girl. Because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting and you ask only one question but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds. :D


Cheers!
Irish :)

A wife asking her hubby for a hair dryer!

The Official Joke thread-hair-dryer.jpg

I was watching a Top Gear episode that featured Sebastian Vettel yesterday. Man, that guy is funny! He took quite a few digs at Clarkson.

Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by libranof1987 (Post 2625614)
I was watching a Top Gear episode that featured Sebastian Vettel yesterday. Man, that guy is funny! He took quite a few digs at Clarkson.

Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

:uncontrol

Yeah, he was surprisingly funny, you know...:)

but you want funny SIARPC?
Try out ross noble.
teary eyed in that interview!!

Gang of Santa and Banta broke in to a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine.

Very happily they drink and left.


Next day headline:

~ Breaking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed" :eek:

PS: Not condored this time!

Cheers!
Irish :)

Dont have any joke to contribute but Irish's comment made me laugh more than his joke. Reminds me of the saying - So ja munaa warna gabbar aa jaayega!

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Originally Posted by amtak (Post 2625996)
Dont have any joke to contribute but Irish's comment made me laugh more than his joke. Reminds me of the saying - So ja munaa warna gabbar aa jaayega!

That's what it meant for.

Regular members (contributors) of this thread know, how it feels when somebody is 'Condored'. :Frustrati

May be few of us fear and even scream while sleeping "Oh no. Why I've been CONDORED again!!"

And his / her partner says "Oh Not again! You could have searched properly before posting in the official joke thread."


Cheers!
Irish :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by libranof1987 (Post 2625614)
Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

:uncontrol

IIRC, Vettel had named the 2009 car "Kate", but he crashed the car and was given a new chassis which he named "Kate's Dirty Sister".

Bedsheet specially for boys:)

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Originally Posted by Unknownsatan (Post 2626208)
Just loved this one !!!

blink blink!!

CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2592832


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