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What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p

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FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.

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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!

Quote:

Originally Posted by condor (Post 2643154)
@Rajesh,
pls search before you post.


http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post1772858

so, here is the man responsible for the word "condored"clap:

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Originally Posted by vsh (Post 2643951)
so, here is the man responsible for the word "condored"clap:

Yeah, you got it right!

Now a days, he posts the jokes rarely on this thread but he regularly checks this thread as to who all needs to be 'condored' !

Only he has got the skills (may be 'God Gifted') to search even the images in this thread and then condor them. :Shockked:


Cheers!
Irish :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latheesh (Post 2643893)
No you cannot get away like that. That pic you posted is an offence to people working in the software field:D

that is kinda true, isn't it? from where we start and where we end up lol:


PS: i'm in the same profession :D

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Originally Posted by Latheesh (Post 2643893)
No you cannot get away like that. That pic you posted is an offence to people working in the software field:D

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 2643969)
that is kinda true, isn't it? from where we start and where we end up lol:


PS: i'm in the same profession :D

This is a FACT! The higher we go, the more we GAIN. lol:
By the way, I am also in the same profession.


Cheers!
Irish :)

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.

If you think your Dad, Mom, Teacher or Boss is STRICT or HARSH on you....


Wait for a WIFE... You would LOVE THEM ALL !! lol:


Cheers!
Irish :)

Some e-mail forwards.

A thunderbird twinspark that can do 500kmph?? :eek:

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More of it here ROYAL ENFIELD THUNDERBIRD TWINSPARK, Review, Price, Parts, Accessories, Mileage, India, EXCELENT - MouthShut.com

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Originally Posted by Warwithwheels (Post 2644768)

lol:

you should read the comments he's got on the review he's posted. absolutely hilarious (fourth one down)! :uncontrol

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 2644790)
lol:

you should read the comments he's got on the review he's posted. absolutely hilarious (fourth one down)! :uncontrol

"break system is very strong"

".all men and women in whole world is like this bullet bike"

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sometimes it happens a terible job.when you are in a trouble kindly go for a bullet bike it is gave you most powerful service"
:uncontrol
I.......cant.......breathe........clap:

Many people in our country feel that the warning on the road says:

Don't think and drive.

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsh (Post 2643951)
so, here is the man responsible for the word "condored"clap:

And Ajmat is the one responsible for coining the word "condored" :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 2644790)
lol:

you should read the comments he's got on the review he's posted. absolutely hilarious (fourth one down)! :uncontrol

You should read the last comment where a gentlemen asked for opinions and then posted his review of the Thunderbird on the website as below

"Hiiiiiiiii guys,
i first saw thunderbird in delhi near ajmeri gate railway station. Two white girls were riding it, i think they were atleast riding it beyond 70km/h. They look stunning. At that time i was only 19 but the impact of this mighty crousir was amazing"
rl:rl:

India - Australia Series

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Australia Batting & India Bowling ->

13 overs remaining, if we can't have umpire's finger going up, can we have Virat Kohli's at least?


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