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Now that's Jenga! clap:
Couldn't help but imagine the expression on the cop's face when he realized what he just locked his speed gun onto :uncontrol
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Originally Posted by Scorcher
(Post 2658353)
Now that's Jenga!
Couldn't help but imagine the expression on the cop's face when he realized what he just locked his speed gun onto
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This beats everything, lucky for the cops that system was intelligent enough.
Wrong pronunciations can be very optimistic at times.
My physics teacher always told us that "babes are coming in your semester examinations".
At semester exams, I realized that he meant "waves". :Frustrati
Cheers!
Irish :)
This is India Inc for you!
CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use
The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth grade class : Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realised that only Aman was left. "Aman, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mummy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher,
What did your daddy tell you was the moral to
this horrible story ?
"Stay way from mummy when she's drunk" Aman Said...!!
Two Men in US were eating Hotdog for the first time.
First Man opens the bread, looks inside, feels embarrassed and asked second Man,
"Which part of the Dog did you get?" :D
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"
From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."
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Originally Posted by Scorcher
(Post 2658353)
Now that's Jenga! clap:
Couldn't help but imagine the expression on the cop's face when he realized what he just locked his speed gun onto :uncontrol
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Not exactly Condored, but ...
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2224454
That one happened in Texas, US of A. So not really a repeat post, right?
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Originally Posted by Fordmanchau
(Post 2659593)
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Condored:D.
I have used many pics from here on my FB wall:)
Breaking News: Australia and England agree to stop playing each other. Ashes winner to be decided based on who beats India by bigger margin.
Wish we could do this...:)
Note from Team BHP Support-Team: Although it's genuinely funny, Team BHP does not allow posts that consist of political-overtones as it's a highly-sensitive topic. Please refrain from posting such images in the future. Thanks!
For the people surviving the sudden cold wave :)
Translated: Give me your purse, else I will throw this cold water on you! :D
If you marry one woman, she will fight WITH YOU.
But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight FOR YOU! :I Rule:
Choice is yours!
Disclaimer: This is just to add humor in your lives, please don't try this in your real lives.
Cheers!
Irish :)
Another one from facebook.
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