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Originally Posted by dhanushs (Post 3158207)
As a final attempt to unite both, I'm planning to take her to OTR's and if possible, let her drive. By gods grace, if she gets addicted, or atleast understands the what the whole 'Jeep Thing' is about, I will be blessed! :D

too riskly bro. if it backfires, she may ask you to sell the jeep on the spot! :uncontrol

if it were that simple, don't you think we all would be blessed souls? :D

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Originally Posted by dhanushs (Post 3158207)
been hearing this for a long time now!.. :Frustrati

As a final attempt to unite both, I'm planning to take her to OTR's and if possible, let her drive. By gods grace, if she gets addicted, or atleast understands the what the whole 'Jeep Thing' is about, I will be blessed! :D

Please do mention the OTR date/location details to me. I'd like to be at the spot with cash to "buy" the jeep, in case @IronH4WK's prediction comes true :D

P.s. Of course, at a good discount :p

LMAO!! :uncontrol

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A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : Who r u ?
Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Pune.
God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven
God to the Priest : Who r u ?
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven
Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton
God : Results, my son, results.While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...
"Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!”

Presumably, the business suffers...... :)

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 3161146)
Presumably, the business suffers...... :)

Haha! Nice catch! LOL extra person eh? This might give a lot of people ideas :uncontrol.

Meanwhile in India lol:

Source: Facebook

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 3161146)
Presumably, the business suffers...... :)

Do they supply the extra person or does one have to bring their own? :D

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Originally Posted by Sherlocked (Post 3161778)
Meanwhile in India lol:

Source: Facebook

This isnt India at all.. Sherlock, may be you should use Watson's help more often :)

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Originally Posted by Sherlocked (Post 3161778)
Meanwhile in India lol:

Source: Facebook

That is Jakarta. For a moment i thought that is Nariman Point!

all Bane wanted was.. :D

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Originally Posted by Sherlocked (Post 3161778)
Meanwhile in India lol:

Source: Facebook

If the photo is real then the owner will be well advised to buy another RR, that is Range Rover

This city is just parked in my basement, without moving, for almost 7-8 months now.
I am inclined to think a fellow petrolhead did this....:)

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 3163491)
This city is just parked in my basement, without moving, for almost 7-8 months now.
I am inclined to think a fellow petrolhead did this....:)

What exactly is written on the car? Not able to figure out. Can you help?

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Originally Posted by SDP (Post 3163603)
What exactly is written on the car? Not able to figure out. Can you help?

I could make out only the 'I WAS KILLED' part. And yes, she was murdered! :(


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