Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by Tapish (Post 3064654)

Suzuki is not even mentioned :( Am I above all this :D

Cheers,
Tapish

Tapish, I swear to god, I saw a swift today at Mayur Vihar Dnd entry with a mini badge. Not lying.
Serendipitous?

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 3064259)

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

The second last one reminds me of Bernie, short man surrounded by lots of long legs!

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Originally Posted by richie4u (Post 3064600)

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Couldn't resist from posting this but this is what I face:Frustrati

As a joke, this is awesome. But, if this is indeed true, quite saddening. :(

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Originally Posted by mayankk (Post 3063226)

This had me in splits: D

Thanks for this.made my day.Also reinforced some wisdom

" Do not project the image of someone you can't live upto"

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Originally Posted by richie4u (Post 3064600)

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Couldn't resist from posting this but this is what I face:Frustrati

rl:rl:

Hope you dont mind me posting it on FB!

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 3065186)

found this on Facebook :D

India’s reaction to Italy’s refusal to send back marines charged with killing fishermen

That is funny as hell! I often think we don't make fun of our politicians enough. That's a nice innocuous start!

^^ In the same context:
India's reponse to Italy: "Italians, you bad boys! We won't play cricket with you on our soil."

Saw it on another forum.

Engineers:
Syllabus - 80 GB
We study - 80 MB
What is in mind - 80 KB
What we write in exam - 80 B
When result comes - Binary digits, 0101010101

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Originally Posted by SDP (Post 3066055)

^^ In the same context:
India's reponse to Italy: "Italians, you bad boys! We won't play cricket with you on our soil."

LOL..

Do the Italians even know about cricket? It should be something like: "Wait for us to become a major soccer team in future, then we will refuse to play with you."

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Originally Posted by Oxy (Post 3069330)

LOL..

Do the Italians even know about cricket?

Ahem, I think that is what the joke is. We would reciprocate with such "harsh" response even if the country hasn't heard of cricket.

//Sir Ravindra Jadeja or Ravindrasinh Anirudhsinh Jadeja (born 6 December 1988) is a philanthropist, a Nobel prize winner, a double Laureus sportman of the year and the nearest human to being God. After consistent pleading by the BCCI to save the nation, Jadeja agreed to play as an an Indian cricketer. He was Knighted in 2005 due to his one-in-a-million talent, and being the messenger of god. He is a left-handed middle-order batsman and slow left-arm orthodox bowler. //

Hehe the quote speaks for itself.

source : http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=544737248

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK (Post 3069049)

found it on Facebook :D

Reminded me of this very funny commercial that I had seen many years back. :uncontrol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhE3NSTPz9w

Don't miss the look on his face and how and where he parks it. :D