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A Young Couple Were Having Their First Fight
And this Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
"When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey"
His Bride Replied:
"I Know But I Didn't Want
To Start An Argument In Front
Of All Those People at the Wedding" :D
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The Facebook Addiction
Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
S: Admin of facebook pages ;)
T: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
S: Facebook Admin Rights
T: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?
S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'HI MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?
S: My facebook password!
T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
S: Facebook but never face your books...
This is called FB Addiction...
Man to Doctor : Is there any way for living a long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No! But the thought of living a long life will never come to your mind!
A classic Santa from Khushwant sings column
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Santa was learning English one day he was given the following to translate from Hindi to ENglish;
"Dukh Hamesha Saath Rahta Hain
Sukh Aata jaata Hain"
(Sorrow stays with you while happiness comes and goes"
for which Santa translated this as
" Wife stays with you while wife's sister comes and goes"
Life is too short to remove USB devices safely stupid:
Good lord, what all we have to see...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they were eating breakfast, theyoung woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
"That laundry is not very clean," she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs betterlaundry soap."
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, theyoung woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, "Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder, who taught her this?"
The husband said, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."
This town probably has the best police force or one of those journalists from times now
Some are cute but most of them are funny,especially the Pug:D
Brilliant! :D
Bajaj RE60 Explained
:) Bangalore MG Road....
Courtesy: Whoever clicked this pic...I dont know
A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing B.Tech.
Father asked "Who is she?"
Son replied "My Campus Selection!"
Cheers!
Irish :)
Taking regular power naps in the afternoons can revitalize you a lot. You will be so revitalized that you will have good energy to look out for a new job! :D
A real joke here.
At the autoexpo me and a friend were happy to look at the electric Logan concept at the Mahindra Pavillion. We were discussing that how smart on part of Mahindra to buy two sets of technologies from different companies, integrate them and then label it under their name. We were also happy to see auto transmission and so on.
Then comes another guy, knocks at the door of the car and shouts at another "Fiber ka bana hai! (this is made of Fiber!)" :D
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