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A man suffered a serious heart attack, while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911, when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital, where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns, at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?", she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative, who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Great power comes with great responsibility !!!

Courtesy: some FB page

Hope i dont get Condored for this !:D

Found this on facebook. Hope this was not posted earlier.

@Rajesh,
pls search before you post.


http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post1772858

Only once in life you will meet someone with whom you can spend your lifetime, you can share your happiness and sorrows.


... Till then enjoy with the wrong one! ;)


Cheers!
Irish :)

Any Questions? :D

I don't see any joke in this. Ask the sufferers about the same. The photograph has been taken of such a demonstration done by harassed husbands.


Cheers!
Irish :)

I am EXTREMELY interested in the other quotes too!

EDIT: Not quotes. Placards! Or whatever you call them!

google husband atm bangalore.
youll find a few.
not posting since this one in isolation is funny, but the rest....lesser said...:)

The top 10 posters in here! :) Good going guys.

at a quick glance, I read that as once in life you will meet someone who will spend your lifetime <whatever>

is that selective reading?

Designation (Software World) wise Health Chart

Where do you fit in this? :D




Source: Facebook


PS: Hope I am not Condored for this one. Posting this after search. No offense meant to anybody working in the Software World!


Cheers!
Irish :)

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is.

"I promised not to tell!" he says.

"Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?" the priest asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell."

"Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer’s daughter?" "No, and I still won’t tell!"

"Was it Mary Francis, the baker’s daughter?" "No," says the boy.

"Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months."

Outside, the boy’s friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."

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A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot!

His Drill Instructor called him to attention and got in his face. "What’s the matter with you?" shouted the DI. "Why can’t you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"

"I was a telephone repair man," replied the recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see…"

The man checked his rifle, checked his rifle again and then checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger and blew the end of his finger off!

"Well," the phone man said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving this end here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!".

No you cannot get away like that. That pic you posted is an offence to people working in the software field:D