Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

Question: what vehicle has the following features?

~ standstill to topspeed in the shortest time
~ topspeed to standstill in the shortest time too
~ cheapest to buy on planet earth
~ auto re-fuelling (100% green, running on renewable natural energy sources)
~ auto cruise
~ no road tax, no insurance needed

Ans: bullock cart

Source: www.rally.co.in

Salman - this thing is good. where is the OBDII port? is it running a remap? what about CAI? Turbo-charged?

Didn't know where to post this. But couldn't resist:
Found this ad in my company's classifieds section:

HONDA CITY FOR SALE:
Details:
Model : Honda City Gxi
Year : xxxxxx
ODO Reading :xxxxx
Transmission :Automatic (CVT)
Engine: DDiS
Color :NW Silver
Insurance :Comprehensive
Reason for Sale :Upgrade
Asking Price :xxxxx
Availability :xxxxxx
Other Stuffs :All 4 Power Windows,Electrical ORVMs,Imported Pioneer Audio System,MP3,USB and Aux Support,Stanely Leather Seat Covers.

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Originally Posted by planet_rocker (Post 2182035)

I will contact Das and I'll let you know.lol:

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Originally Posted by W.A.G.7 (Post 2186937)

I got this through email yesterday with the subject "Rajnikant's Cousin" !!! :D:D

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Originally Posted by vamsi.kona (Post 2187231)

Rajni or not this guy has good control. But to what use is another matter.:)

Agreed. And being an Indian, I look at it as disrespect towards food.

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Originally Posted by Jayabusa (Post 2187267)

Agreed. And being an Indian, I look at it as disrespect towards food.

Actually i won't look at it as disrespect towards food. If you observe, their co-ordination is fantastic, not a single piece is dropped to the floor or being wasted. The catcher dude is expertly getting hold of them and passing them on to the next guy for frying.

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Originally Posted by dhanushs (Post 2187305)

^^ No other way for them to generate the required output of porottas, in the required time/space constraints.

:thumbs up Correct.

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Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR (Post 2187386)

I dont find what is funny about this; it is common sight in almost every "thattukada" all over KL. (our word for "dhaba").

Wow. To tell the truth, I had never seen this kind of action/co-ordination here. In fact in Pune it is not common at all !!

Came accross this wonderfull forum, its called tpbazaar.com, this is a funny forum, there are people who are selling used trousers for 1k :D, well this is a all techie forum and i dont know any techie who will buy used cloths.

Here is an example, a new asianet settop box comes for 200 in an offer. but see the rate quoted below.

There are many such interesting stuff there.

Pramod

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Originally Posted by W.A.G.7 (Post 2186937)

I got this through email yesterday with the subject "Rajnikant's Cousin" !!!

I was wondering why he beats the plate just before he throws, then I realized its the audio-signal input for the receiving guy. Amazing. And me too don't see this as disrespect to food. Such coordination you can see the way they make tea in the south -
Take a look
YouTube - The making of the famous five feet Kerala's tea

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Originally Posted by RajaTaurus (Post 2191735)

I was wondering why he beats the plate just before he throws, then I realized its the audio-signal input for the receiving guy. Amazing.

I think it's to balance himself. He throws the two hands in opposite directions at the same time. Else he will have to shift his body every time he throws it. I don't think the receiver needs a signal.

similar to Rajini who slaps his two hands together to throw his cigarette up in his mouth. Try it yourself, it makes it really effortless.

EDIT: both are done subconsciously.